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twocer

n. from twoc; a person who commits acts of theft.

While it's a pretty general description, it's usually applied to pubescent kids from a lower-class background. Examples can be found loitering in groups (they're rarely seen alone) in areas where security guards won't chase them away in most British towns on weekends.

They can be easily identified by their appearance; a cap (either NY Yankees or fake Burberry) covering hair plastered down with too much gel; a face in dire need of some Clearasil; a hoodie, probably in a light colour and sporting the logo of a major sporting-goods manufacturer (so obviously not skater-wear); a pair of tracksuit (see tracksuit monkeys) bottoms tucked securely into their socks to a) show off their trainers (no matter how lame they are) and b) allow them to drop any small items they steal down their pants safe in the knowledge that they won't fall out the bottom.
Ugh; check out the twocers hanging around Woolworths waiting for the security guard to go away so they can put some pick-n-mix down their pants.
by Seej January 24, 2004
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Perley Tozer

A shot consisting of one part lemon gin, one part blue coroco and a purple candy of some sort. (ex: skittle, ju jube)
Those Perley Tozers are killer!! I had so many last night at the bar that I couldn't remember my own name this morning.
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When two wonderful people combine their wonderfulness
I'm a movement by myself, but I'm a force when we're together..... it's a twoderful experience.
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twofer

when you get two things for the effort, price, time, or space of one
1. Hey, I can use this room as an entertainment room and a guest room--it's a twofer!

2. AP classes are twofers in that they count for high school and college.
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twazer

Someone who avoids paying retail whenever possible, preferring to buy things locally from secondhand sources.
Molly has always been a twazer at heart, preferring to save money buying her clothes and books at local secondhand stores.
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tozergasm

A tozergasm is when a man whose last name is Tozer has a full throttle orgasm. He will most likely shriek from the severe pleasure. Anybody who has a Tozergasm is thought to be a legend; It is highly uncommon for an ordinary man to have an orgasm, and the pleasure must be immense.
Tozer: Dude, that chick over there is looking hefty fine...
Aaron: Oh man, are you gonna have a Tozergasm again?
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Did you see that vikor guy in that gay porn last night, he was a twoer
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