Philly Twofer

Having to puke and diarrhea at the same time

Billy: Dude I'm not feeling too well.
Mason: What's wrong?
Billy: I feel I'm about to puke and diarrhea at the same time.
Mason: Ah, the Philly Twofer, that sucks.

by Jah Real May 13, 2013

Tofield

small hick ass town where guys jack up their trucks and vape in order to compensate for their little ass dicks

Girl A: "damn I think that guy in that stooped up truck is hitting on me"
Girl B: "what the fuck bitch, he's from Tofield and we all know what that means, they never get any ass so they gotta dick down 12 year olds"

by fuckbitchesgetturnt January 5, 2017

Twosies

The word used to replace 'share' in a request to do so with someone.

Sam: ' I just brought a pack of gum'
Matt: ' Nice, wanna go twosies on it yeah? cool.'

by MDWatson June 29, 2008

twofer

when you get two things for the effort, price, time, or space of one

1. Hey, I can use this room as an entertainment room and a guest room--it's a twofer!

2. AP classes are twofers in that they count for high school and college.

by sillyphillygirl October 14, 2008

twonie

The American way of saying toonie. They think it's worth 8 cents USD, unfortunately someone forgot to tell them their economy is failing, their President sucks, and they've gotten themselves into countless unecessary wars.

Oh, and as of this moment, the Canadian Dollar is up .066/cent vs. the USD.

I live in a shack in Alabama. One day I hope to move to Canerda wheres I can get me some of them twonies.

by TheCanadianCurrency November 1, 2008

twosie in the bank

v. to need to poop, usually soon.

"Geez Hilty I got a twosie in the bank!"

by Delta Sig January 3, 2008

Twoiee

A walk with no aim. The focus is on the journey and/ or appreciating who you are walking with.

"Im off for a twoiee with Mike"

"I am tired after that long twoiee"

by YourShadow March 15, 2010