Massive Two Shits

Another name for the state of Massachusetts.

I hate going to Boston in Massive two shits for business.

by ThePPH February 10, 2015

Two shits less

Couldn't give a damn

Dude: Hey man, I couldn't give two shits less about what you did the other day

by TheVegasCasanova April 13, 2014

billy two-shits

Someone who constantly practices one-upmanship; if you've had one shit, he's had two.

Sam: "I'm fed up with him telling me how everything he has is bigger, better and faster than what everyone else has!"

Gene: "Yes, he's a real Billy two-shits."

by Fergus Mason April 2, 2008

two shits and a fuck

Not only to give a shit, or a fuck... but to actually give two shits and a fuck.

Usually used as an expression of sarcasm when you couldn't give any less than you already don't.

Joe: Hey man, check this out, I upgraded my character to Scroto on the game...

Dave: Wow... I could give two shits and a fuck about that... no... really... go swallow a knife and die.

by D.J. B May 25, 2007

Tommy Two Shits

If you've had one shit, they've had two.

yeah you know "so'n'so" from down the road, they're a right tommy two shits

by MrSnufflesTB November 29, 2021

Mass of two shits

Another word for the terrible state of Massachusetts

Where is the city of Boston located? In Mass of two shits

by Dshostoppa December 23, 2021

tier two shit

A person who has a shit personality and is always trying to invade your friend group whilst not being invited. They are also very hard to get rid of.

That guy Jeremy is a tier two shit.
I suspect he might be a tier two shit.

by the rizzler2 February 10, 2023