two scoops

1. Descriptor for a male/female that you think is hot stuff.

2. Can be used in half or no portions to describe a male/female who doesn't look bad and you would take home, but wouldn't tell anyone about later.

"Check out two scoops over there in the red sweater."

"Check the hottie over in the corner."
"Man, she's definately only one scoop at best."

"I asked Jessica to the dance, and she said she doesn't date people who aren't any scoops."

two scoops by sth21 June 11, 2006

two scoops

1. Tiny breast.
2. The poor excuse for A cups made by pale asian women.

My two scoops are better than your. Damn right, it's better than yours. I can fuck you, but I have to charge.

I can fit 2 scoops in my mouth. Damn, that's not a lot.

two scoops by Big Poppa Pimp June 11, 2006

Two Scoops of Peanut Butter 

A sex act where the man dips his testicles (one at a time) into the consensual sex partners anus and proceeds to then put said testicles into the parters mouth. The brownish fecal matter on the testicles gives the scroctum the appearance of being two scoops of peanut butter

Last night we were so drunk that she let me give her two scoops of peanut butter. We were both so ashamed this morning

Two Scoops of Peanut Butter by Ravenous Movie Fan #1 December 14, 2019

two scoops of hoops 

When one serving of Hoops just won't do and you must come back for more. Warning, Hoops is an addictive substance. May cause feelings of intense pleasure, good vibes and overall sense of love.

I could sure use two scoops of Hoops right about now.

two scoops of hoops by Winesamurai May 27, 2016

Two scoops for the price of one 

When you flip a man’s(or woman if you ready for sexual harassment charges) titties with both hands at once

Oh my! Two scoops for the price of one!

Two scoops for the price of one by Slappdat October 4, 2017

Boom! Two Scoops o' Booty Flakes 

Baby got game..baby got a sweet ass..she gets up in the morning..reaches for the Coco Pops, shirt rides up..Boom! Two Scoops O' Booty Flakes!

She reaches for the Coco Pops, shirt rides up..Boom! Two Scoops O' Booty Flakes!

Boom! Two Scoops o' Booty Flakes by Gaz Hope November 13, 2003

texas two scoop 

When you fuck a girl in the ass then the pussy and have her lick both "scoops" off.

I know she would be down for the texas two scoop

texas two scoop by mallot January 13, 2008