An anus that has a thin layer of fecal matter built up around its entrance, typically due to the combination of excessive flatulence and buildup of non-solid feces in the rectum over an extended period of time.
I'm concerned that I'm not going to get a beej tonight, because my rusty two-hole has turned by boxers into literally Auschwitz.
by np073189 December 17, 2015
Get the rusty two-hole mug.Where a guy crosses his index and pinky finger making a V shape with both hands and jams them into the womans vagina and anus.
by ChoochyMagoochy July 5, 2009
Get the Tasmanian two hole Torture mug.The act of cumming any two of the following: a woman's ass, pussy, or her mouth all in one orgasm (or a man's ass AND mouth). It takes both good control and, with the ass or pussy to mouth, a longer orgasm with a large load.
Patrick fucked her ass hard until he started to cum. Then he used his kegel muscles to hold himself mid-cum while he quickly slipped his cock from her ass to her pussy and completed the hole-in-two.
by Kate Charlton February 9, 2008
Get the hole-in-two mug.by SanFranbuttsecks October 25, 2007
Get the San Francisco Hole in Two mug.When a male performing anal sex to a girl, proceeds to pop both of his testicles into the girl's anus with his genitalia. Proceeding this the male often will say "whole in two"
by TheBigGH September 25, 2011
Get the Hole in two mug.A sexual act of the "German Miner Surpise" category, in which the male has the female positioned 'doggy style' (P-1469) and prepares for insertion, but surprises the female by instead inserting himself into 'door no. 2' (Hole-2).
"Oh yeah, stick it in"
"It's going in"
"John.....?......OH MY GOD! YOU DID NOT JUST GIVE ME A HOLE IN TWO!"
"It's going in"
"John.....?......OH MY GOD! YOU DID NOT JUST GIVE ME A HOLE IN TWO!"
by German Sexual Deviant April 11, 2005
Get the Hole in Two mug.The belief of the heterosexual minimalist that reduces the importance of aesthetic appeal during intercourse. Simply put, the belief that any woman with a pair of breasts and a vagina is more than sufficient for having intercourse. Also known as "I take whatever I can get".
Jim: "Dude, that girl is fugly as hell. I dare you to try and get with her".
Bob: "Sure, I don't care. Two Boobs, One hole, thats all i need".
Jim: "You're a freak, man."
Bob: "Sure, I don't care. Two Boobs, One hole, thats all i need".
Jim: "You're a freak, man."
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