two-point conversion

the two-point conversion occurs when a man is having unprotected anal sex with another man. upon reaching orgasm and ejaculating in his partner's anus, he screams "TOUCHDOWN!", and punches his partner in the testicles.

"I can't believe Derek went for the two-point conversion last night; my nuts are still sore!"

by eric williams August 12, 2006

two point O

shitty

kid1: dude look at my dank bud
kid2: its schwag therefore its two point O

by jojoisajojo December 15, 2008

two point conversion

As you are urinating into a toilet while standing, you decide that you also have to defecate. You then switch to sitting position to void your bowels.

On a side note: It is considered good form to "cut off" your urine stream before switching to the sitting position unless you can execute a toilet straddling position. It is also not recommended to attempt a two-point conversion if your starting position is at a urinal, unless you have a stall waiting.

I usually don't poo at bars, but those chili cheese fries made me go for a two point conversion.

by dephex March 5, 2010

2.0 (two point oh)

A new better version of something

2.0 (two point oh)

web 2.0 - the new format/level for websites.
BMX 2.0 - the new type of large wheeled BMX bikes
Fashion 2.0 - the next new look

by The real Freakomatic July 17, 2009

Two-point Conversion

When a man is having a pee and comes to the sudden realization that he also needs to have a poop, resulting in a panicked sit-down.

Greg just woke up for a morning piss but halfway through, his stomach grumbled, so he went for the two-point conversion.

by Flynnteractive April 8, 2014

Two-point

The position of an equestrian when going over a jump.

Be sure to Two-point over the jump.

by NalaysOmg September 3, 2021

two-points

To put out or short a blunt.

"Do you want to hit this?" "Na' two-points."

by ounzer September 21, 2008