twixing

when your hungry during sex so you grab a twix bar and eat one half as you finger your fat girlfriend with the other half then proceed to eat the twix bar like lady and the tramp with your partner.

oh man i was twixing fat sharon at the weekend

by beninburn May 3, 2019

twilingual

Understand and easily using terminology that pertains primarily to the Twilight saga.

person 1:I absolutely wish I could phase I would love to be a member of Jacob's pack...Do you even understand what I am talking about?
Person2: Of course I do...I am completely twilingual.

by katie731 February 6, 2009

twining

the act of which twins dress and look the same on the same day.

Brittany and Brandice entered the room looking the exact same.
Kim: omg they're twining today!
Class:LOL
Finney: lol you should put that on urbandictionary!
Kim: lol i should!

by Princess64943 April 9, 2010

Twaving

Using Google Wave to update your Twitter.

Tim is going to be Twaving about his progress on the project today.

"I am working on a big project with Elizabeth and Olivier in Wave and it is going well. "

Tim about 38m ago via Google Wave (Tweety)

by Mr.66 October 17, 2009

frosted twixing

A group of men wank over a twix bar. The one who cums last has to take one part in his mouth ands the other part in his annus

The batty boy lost the game and got violated with a frosted twixing

by For boys chat November 29, 2015

Twining

A con wherein the con artist gets a cashier to give the twiner more money than s/he gave the cashier plus their shopping for free. Here is an example of how the con might go:

1. Twiner buys a 60p packet of chewing gum with a £20 note.
2. After receiving £19.40 change, twiner 'remembers' he has a £1 coin in his pocket.
3. Twiner gives cashier 5 X £1 coins and asks for a £5 note in return.
4. Twiner distracts cashier with small talk and slips £5 into his pocket.
5. After the cashier has been engaged in enough small talk to make them forget about step #3, twiner gives the cashier a £5 and a £10 note and says, "Actually, you might as well just give me the £20 back."
6. If the twiner is good and the cashier forgetful, the cashier will give the twiner a £20.
7. Twiner now has £25 and a pack of gum from £20.

Chad has to get Nathan to do his shopping cos he's been banned from all the local shops for twining.

by Nist 858 November 19, 2017

Twining

Act of dividing an object into two equal and symmetrical parts.

Sam is twining the cake he bought so he can share it with his wife.
Twining of a strong flavored teabag allows two mild teabag to be made.

by Ka-Jang September 3, 2011