twittyfucking

Like sexting on a cell-phone, but via twitter.

Joe: Andrea and I totally twittyfucked last night. I can't wait until we're twittyfucking again.

Pete: Wat.

by andreatwitty December 16, 2009

twitterfication

Writing that may contain typos, misspellings, abbreviations and symbols, some of which is intentional, some of which is accidental -- but "close enough" for the reader to figure it out.

Given the amount of twitterfication, it's clear that no one actually READ the article before publishing it; they simply relied on spell checkers.

by cabot Wonder April 19, 2010

twitterflicking

1. v. The act of Tweeting. Often used as a hash-tag to indicate that there was no meaning for the Tweet aside from the desire to have Tweeted.
2. To describe the act of one using (flicking) their Twitter account.

I just saw a rhinoceros today at the zoo. #twitterflicking. Man, Betty flicks her twitter like 50 times a day. "Whatcha doin on your phone there?" "Aaww nuthin, just twitterflicking."

by Platinumperk April 21, 2011

Twitter fuck

Twitter fucking is when you are watching a movie and it stops to buffer starts up again and then stops to buffer.. (repeat)

I was watching a video online yesterday and it started twitter fucking every other minute.

by beber, not npklemm September 8, 2010

Twittermock

What Facebookers do to Twitterites...
Mocking the status use of Twitter as opposed to Facebook.

She twittermocks his status because it's an idea as opposed to what he's doing.

Don't twittermock me because you think Facebook is better!

by catahoula March 22, 2009

Twitterfucker

When a bored, entitled billionaire buys a social media platform and literally sinks it overnight by killing thousands of jobs and making people pay $8 to make up for its new bogged down debt, yet touts that he's a free speech absolutist... literally destroying a massive platform from within.

Yo, have you seen the Twitter share price right now? … Yeah, that's what happens when a Twitterfucker buys the company and immediately fires half the administration, thousands of employees, and bogs it down with billions of dollars in new debt.

by snarky texas November 4, 2022

Twitterfink

Noun: A person of authority, (teacher, boss) who monitors the whereabouts of another person (student, employee) through their Twitter posts.

Ed shouldn't have called in sick and then Tweeted from the beach. His Twitterfink boss read his posts and canned his ass.

by PMcClaran June 2, 2009