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Twinkle Nugget 

stupid

•a klutz

•makes bad decisions

•tall with long dark hair
Look! Amber just tripped over a chair, what a twinkle nugget.
A girl of outstanding talent who also happens to be irresistible. She is one of a kind with ever changing hair colour. Given the chance, she will make all your dreams come true.
Did you see that girl?!

Yeah, that was Twinkle.

She's incredible...
Twinkle by mononoke May 18, 2010

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? 

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

Hairy twinkler 

The big ugly Hairy guy at the bar that gives a girl a sly unwanted smile.
Suzzie spotted the hairy twinkler as soon as they entered the club.
Hairy twinkler by Philclowns February 13, 2008
A close friend, even your best friend, who may light up your life and make your eyes twinkle. Origination from the movie 21 & Over directed by Jon Lucas and Scott Moore when the two protagonists were playing beer pong.
"Ashley, you're my twinkle"
"OMG your contact name in my phone is 'Twinkle'!"
Twinkle by alphaparticle March 27, 2015

Twinkle Dicks 

The act of placing emptied twinkies onto two peoples' dicks. The people must then masturbate each other in order to fill up said twinkies. The twinkies can be chosen to eat later.
As a sexual request: "Hey, your cute, want ta go Twinkle Dicks?"

As an insult: "Fuck i died again! Those two guys can go twinkle dicks!"
Twinkle Dicks by Xackattack November 15, 2014