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Twilitard

A person who behaves as if retarded because of a lack of oxigen to the brain from reading crappy vampire novel.
Omg Look at all the Twilitards in Borders. or

Look at that twilitard reading that shit
by Kuriinaa October 16, 2009
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Twilite

Inspired by the film, "Twilight" which has ruined the repute of vampires from mysterious ghoulish beings to schizophrenic homosexuals.

1. A group of followers who denude and then spoliates the grandeur of anything entertaining, admired or respected, and fags it up with over-estimation, over-appraisal, obsession and nonsensical worship and fanaticism.

2. An individual who participates in anything entertaining, admired or respected, and pollutes it with no skill, talent or expertise and then is praised and applauded for their work by other twilites and those unfamiliar to the craft or métier.
"Twilites are ruining the rap game with their obsession with twilites such as: Soulja Boy, Lil Wayne and Gucci Mane."

"Only a twilite would read Twilight after watching the film."

"We almost lost the Joker to twilites because after the release of 'The Dark Knight', everyone wanted to paint their face and show you a neat pencil trick."
by Jovan606 July 21, 2009
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Twilite-Jedi

1. Something that has been twilited to the point that they are considered a "fairy"(Someone who is so embarrassing to the species of man, that he has earned the name of "pansy")

2. When the normal limits of twilite capacity are surpassed by so much that it has infused twilite in the DNA of a human being, causing them to transcended into a Twilight-Jedi (equivalent to Goku's first Super Saiyan transformation)
People:

Clay Aiken

Lil Wayne

Soulja Boy

Real world example: "Men who enjoy wearing skinny jeans and then insist on sagging their pants, anr/or enjoy kissing other men are master Twilite-Jedis."
by Juno36 July 21, 2009
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Tibit

The worst of swears. (white racial remark)
(White person #1) “Wassup bro.”
(White person #2) “What’s hanging my tibit.”
by Carl Wheezer1 August 19, 2019
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Twibbit

The sound made when someone moves thier big toe back and forth rapidly against thier second toe. Also- the act of moving the big toe back and forth rapidly against the second toe.
To twibbit. Twibbiting. Patti was so excited at getting tickets to Phil Lesh and Friends, she couldn't stop twibbiting her toes in her sandals.
by Marillion October 22, 2008
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Twinititus

The disorder of two people who aren't literally twins, but they act the same, think the same, and very often say the same thing at the same time. Many times these people are complete opposites in their appearance.
House of Night, Erin Bates and Shaunee have definite twinititus, but they're also called Twins by the people around them and call each other Twin.
by BrittaQuinnGleeLover June 19, 2010
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twigit

the combination of a twit and an igit. A person who is not only an utter twat but also socially inept. A real douche
Elliot is a lowlife twigit
by toddlenard January 25, 2011
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