tweetin'

(v.) To suck your own cock

Sean: "Hey Kevin, did you know there is no word for sucking your own cock?"

Kevin: "Nah bro, it's called tweetin'"

by Ass Masterz December 6, 2009

Tweetin

(v.) To suck your own cock

Sean: "Hey Kevin, did you know there is no word for sucking your own cock?"

Kevin: "Nah bro, it's called tweetin"

by Ass Masterz December 1, 2009

tweeting

(v.) To suck your own cock

Sean: "Hey Kevin, did you know there is no word for sucking your own cock?"

Kevin: "Nah bro, it's called tweeting"

by Da Ass Master December 7, 2009

Tweetiot

Tweetiot: (Twitter idiot) Someone who tweets idiotic nonsense while thinking themselves to be a genius.

"Did you see what the Tweetiot in Chief just posted on Twitter?"
"Ever since Don discovered Twitter he's become a real tweetiot".
Wise old saying; "Why not try looking like a stable genius by keeping mouth shut? Instead of tweeting mindless garbage like a Tweetiot!"

by mayfieldenator November 21, 2019

Air Tweeting

Tweeting towards someone without mentioning their name.

Person 1: "I knew she was talking about me"
Person 2:"Was she air tweeting again"

Person 1:"Yes"

by Snapback_McFly June 15, 2011

Tweetup

An organized or impromptu gathering of people that use Twitter. (A meet up of people that 'tweet' using Twitter.)

Are you going to the "tweetup" tonight?

by @stephenpc March 26, 2009

reality-tweeting

Speaking words to another person. Conversating.

I ain't tweeted no shit in a while on account I've been "reality-tweeting" or "talking to other humans" as we called it back in the day of yore

by Euphonious Munk June 14, 2011