To render one's anus or vagina in a graphical state of distress, as a result of a particularly violent bowel movement or penetrative intercourse.
The description comes from the similar appearance to the ripped edges of a windsock (an item of metrological equipment used to establish wind speed/direction) as used at airports/flying schools, etc., which have become tattered as a result of excessive weather conditions.
The description comes from the similar appearance to the ripped edges of a windsock (an item of metrological equipment used to establish wind speed/direction) as used at airports/flying schools, etc., which have become tattered as a result of excessive weather conditions.
"God, that curry last night was awesome - my arse puckered starrusty sheriff's badgechocolate tea towel holder this morning was like a tattered windsock"
"He was hung like a horse; my twat vadgegrowleryeti's welly looked like a tattered windsock afterwards"
"He was hung like a horse; my twat vadgegrowleryeti's welly looked like a tattered windsock afterwards"
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Noun; A numerical measurement of the extent to which a person is a twat. Similar to electrical wattage, the notable difference being that a higher twattage indicates a dimmer lightbulb rather than a brighter one.
1.
"Dude, that kid Eric is such a douchebag."
"Yeah, honestly, the twattage on that lightbulb must be at least 150."
2.
"That guy is such an asshole...what do you think the twattage on that lightbulb is?"
"Him? Definitely a 200 twatt lightbulb at least."
"Dude, that kid Eric is such a douchebag."
"Yeah, honestly, the twattage on that lightbulb must be at least 150."
2.
"That guy is such an asshole...what do you think the twattage on that lightbulb is?"
"Him? Definitely a 200 twatt lightbulb at least."
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Person One: 'Same, we're such thatters'
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