twatopotamus

a twat that can eat you alive run for you life

I went down on this chick and her twatopotamus tryed eating me

by pckr June 11, 2006

twatola

term used to describe a severe case of being a wimp or pussy

Look at him running home to his girlfriend after she called looking, he's beyond being a pussy....what a twatola!

by MikeAlf March 10, 2010

Twatois

Derived from the Guernsey dialect Patois,Twatois is the slang/swear sister language.

Originated and developed in 2005 by members of the Guernsey local music scene includes such words as chont and phrases like comedy bellend.

"Alright ya chont" - Twatois for cunt

"Allo Cunty!" typical Twatois greeting

by Rhi303 October 5, 2005

Twatbox

If a person is a twat a lot then they are certified as a twatbox

Ah thats it you twatbox, im gonna smash your granny's armchair now

by BiG G May 23, 2004

Twatopotomus

An extremely bitchy women. Also called twatopotomus-rex

Group of Guys: "This new game rocks".
Mother of Guy 1: "DO YOUR HOMEWORK".
Guy 2 to Guy 1: "Dude you mom is such a Twatopotomus".

by Juggalo Abraxus January 10, 2009

twatocks

a person who the word twat could not decribe them as they are worse than that. Twatocks is at least two twats, maybe 3.

the lead singer of the scissor sisters. what a twatocks

by cky211 May 24, 2007

Twatosaurus

A person being a huge pain in the ass, whom you have a strong disliking for.

Or A very large vagina

Did you see Kaleigh today?
Was she being a Twatosaurus as usual?

Oh my God thats the biggest vagina Ive ever seen, its a Twatosaurus!

I got nervous her Twatosaurus was going to devour me

by Eliza Pompus September 23, 2011