twatocks

a person who the word twat could not decribe them as they are worse than that. Twatocks is at least two twats, maybe 3.

the lead singer of the scissor sisters. what a twatocks

by cky211 May 24, 2007

TwitFlocker

Bullshit placeholder meme invented by the Texas-based 'Global Language Monitor' to refer to the 'next big social media thing'(tm) to change all our lives.

Because people are sooo predictable... aren't they?

We were gonna arrange the party on 'TwitFlocker', but instead we worked on an encryted and distributed IRC so we could unleash LOIC DDOS Wikileaks revenge attacks on Paypal/VISA/Mastercard et al in a more reliable and coordinated fashion - and not get taken down at the first sign of sabre-rattling from the US government.

by ahh_but_of_course December 10, 2010

tatlock special

To Finger a girl or boy then put your juicy fingers in their mouth.

James gave Luke a Tatlock Special

by Jimmy the boy April 18, 2020

twattock

A modification of twat, (literaly, little twat) used as an insult, and is useful when an extra sylable is needed in an amusing poem or suchlike.

My heavens, isn't Mary and Jimmy's boy a twattock?

Yes, but what did you expect from those two?

by steroozi April 30, 2004

twatknocker

a lesbian; a dyke; a girl who likes pussy.

man, i tried to play stinkfinger with traci behind the deep fryer during our break, but i found out she is a twatknocker.

by the big dog May 11, 2006

albert tatlocks

Grubby, old man's underpants

She wouldn't fancy now if she saw you wearing your Albert Tatlocks

by Xipin Hai May 14, 2019

twatrocket

synonymous for the insult "dick". an overall asshole.

You're such a fucking twatrocket, Shonice.

by CrazedJoker July 24, 2007