Twatcake

A nasty vag pie or someone with the social desirability of said pie.

Goddamn, what a fucking twatcake.

by Solish December 8, 2004

twatbake

An extension of the insult 'twat', adding emphasis on the stupidity of the person. Adding connotations of heated 'twat'.

your such a fucking twatbake

by beejand1 October 7, 2008

twatfaced

adj. Extremely drunk, perhaps leading to humorous or embarassing results

John got so completely twatfaced last night he tried to karate kick a lampost for staring at him

by meep June 5, 2003

Twatface

A twat: an insuult used by a female to a male.
A codename used for a person you dont like. can be used for more than one person (eg twatface 2, 3 etc)

ellia: omg twatface just texted me AGAIN!

emma: ben is such an immature freak
sophie: yeah. There goes twatface 2...

by Libbixx January 7, 2010

twatflaps

The kebab-meat flaps of the female hairy axe-wound. Can be used in the singular sense as an insult.

Cor! Look at her twatflaps! You could park a bleedin' Lada Estate in those you could!

Oi, Paul - you're a fuckin' twatflap mate!

by Matt Whalley June 17, 2003

Twatfucker

A derogatory term used to playfully insult someone who likes twat

Autumn is a twatfucker.

by cbs1210 November 28, 2012

twatcake

anyone being a vag pie a gaywad a fucktard or something of that sort

wow dood you're a fucking twatcake

by lisakay October 29, 2005