Twathead

Justin Bieber's hair style.

(when doing a haircut) "Can i have a twathead? just like Justin Bieber, girls at school love it."

by Justin BB March 3, 2011

Twathead

My mother's name for me.

Mum: Twathead come here

by TejTejTej August 18, 2006

twatyard

The area surrounding a womans vagina or "Twat".

Also used as a term for the habitation area of unsavoury fellows.

She had a rancid Twatyard with crabs.

Fuck off back to your Twatyard Dwaine.

by Pierre Ignose February 3, 2008

twathead

a complete fucking idiot!!! also so annoying you wanna kill 'em

oi! twathead!


(matthew robinson )

by louise bolton September 10, 2003

Twathead

obsessed crazy fans of the twilight saga by stephenie meyer

The premiere for the twilight movie was full of twatheads.

by cuzco01 November 22, 2009

The TwatBerries

Inhabiting affluent suburbs of Greater London, frequently in possession of the ‘BBM’ and/or Apple related products. It is commonplace for these people to be blonde, with hair that is swept in a Toni & Guy coiffure. For what they lack in brain power, they certainly make up for in the dollar. Despite their evident wealth, TwatBerries insist upon wearing items of clothing of the ‘vintage’ variety, saved from the depths of the skips of North London. A simpler definition would be “general idiot”.

"Look at the TwatBerries in their vintage chunky knit cardigan, BBMing in their Media Studies lessons. Tch."

by A.Non and A.Mous November 16, 2010

twatbadger

An older woman's slightly greying pubic hair.

Vanessa lifted her skirt, displaying her well-trimmed twatbadger.

by kartoffelkopf October 6, 2016