Twatting

The act of a person whose behavior is considered to be extremely or intolerably ignorant, obnoxious, offensive or moronic.

ME:
"Hey bro when you coming by my house for a drink?"
GAZU
"Bro, my wife's "twatting" she won't let me come and hang out."

by cRaZyCroCe January 15, 2023

Twatting Around

To mess around in a childish manner

Fancy Twatting around with some bangers

by Mark December 7, 2003

twatting

the synonym word for twittering; also, the infinitive word of twitter.

I am twittering how much I hate twatting on twitter

by lordmind May 7, 2009

twatting

To strike someone over the head, preferably with a shoe

I twatted him upside the head with my size ten.

by Cap'n J June 25, 2004

twatting

Also can be used in place of fucking, arsing...

I've got a twatting exam today dammit!

by Natalie Windsor March 14, 2004

twatting out

Verb

When someone overreacts to something menial in a negative, sometimes unprofessional manner. These reactions are out of line, and often aggressive and/or passionate in nature.

Conversation between co-workers
Person A: "Hey, I noticed (insert something stupid that person B did).
Person B: "insert combination of snide comments, expletives, and overall bitchiness"

Later:
Conversation between two friends
Person A: "God, she's so fucking annoying."
Person C: "Yeah, sounds like she was twatting out"

by Ich.Bin.Literally.Hitler March 9, 2017

Swan Twatting

When you thump your long-necked, majestic creature too vigorously.
Or
When you dive headfirst into a fuck load of minge

"Yes Bernard, wanna go swan twatting later?" Says Derek
"Sure mate, need to grab some bourbons first tho." Says Bernard
"You've got solid priorities g" replied Derek

by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022