Sir Twatington

1. Someone who's a general twat

Oh look a sir twatington over there, what a twat

by Cuntasaurus December 13, 2013

twating

a good beating, or slap.

I twated it over the fence

by bugster July 21, 2003

Twating

When somebody has nothing better to say and talks shit

Mary is twating about everyone because she is jealous.

by nadaltennis885 May 11, 2011

verbal twatting

a verbal twatting, or a mental beating is when someone has an argument with another person and one particular person wins in an argument so dramatically that the losing person is ended, gives up and leaves without uttering more than a "whatever" in sideways.

"haha, it looks like a dog"

"yeah thats funny actually, because thats what me and george said when we first laid eyes on you"
"ohhh motherfuckerrr ! !"
"you gave her a good verbal twatting, she was virtually put in her place."


"whatever."

by Timaaayyy . N January 23, 2009

Twaxting

Texting while walking, which makes you a twat.

If the guy in front of me hadn't been so busy twaxting, I wouldn't have missed the bus.

by J.J. Schenectady October 30, 2010

Twatting

The act of a person whose behavior is considered to be extremely or intolerably ignorant, obnoxious, offensive or moronic.

ME:
"Hey bro when you coming by my house for a drink?"
GAZU
"Bro, my wife's "twatting" she won't let me come and hang out."

by cRaZyCroCe January 15, 2023

Twatting Around

To mess around in a childish manner

Fancy Twatting around with some bangers

by Mark December 7, 2003