A twitterer who constantly checks his/her twitter account hoping that the celebrity they stalk will respond to something they commented on that particular persons page.
Darryl - "Why do you look so tired?"
Leroy - "I was up all night waiting to see if Jon Stamos said thanks for telling him his ass would make a great helmet."
Darryl - "God your a twack! Well...did he?"
Leroy - "(weeping) no!"
Darryl - ".....Would mine??"
(long, awkward pause)
Leroy - "I was up all night waiting to see if Jon Stamos said thanks for telling him his ass would make a great helmet."
Darryl - "God your a twack! Well...did he?"
Leroy - "(weeping) no!"
Darryl - ".....Would mine??"
(long, awkward pause)
by Darryl&Leroy May 21, 2009
TWACK v. To strike with great force using the back of the middle finger (usually the nail) after coiling it under pressure against the opposing thumb. Accomplished twackers can inflict great welts upon their victim's flesh.
That turd cutter pissed me off, so I twacked him right in the munt!
On the first twack
Pope jumped like a macaque;
On the second twack
Pope was taken aback;
On the third twack
Lost his marbles the old hack.
(A. S. Pushkin)
On the first twack
Pope jumped like a macaque;
On the second twack
Pope was taken aback;
On the third twack
Lost his marbles the old hack.
(A. S. Pushkin)
by Clittary Hilton October 31, 2007
I was so fucking twacked.
by Richard Deep February 27, 2003
TWACK v. To strike with great force using the back of the middle finger (usually the nail) after coiling it under pressure against the opposing thumb. Accomplished twackers can inflict great welts upon their victim's flesh. (This definition posted by the forerunner was removed from the Urban Dictionary by some evil force... but truth shall prevail!)
That turd cutter pissed me off, so I twacked him right in the munt!
"on the first twack//pope jumped like a macaque//on the second twack//pope was taken aback//on the third twack//lost his marbles the old hack" (A.S. Pushkin)
"on the first twack//pope jumped like a macaque//on the second twack//pope was taken aback//on the third twack//lost his marbles the old hack" (A.S. Pushkin)
by Clittary Hilton September 17, 2006
Originated in Stillwater, Oklahoma in 2000. When you've done too much tweak to the point where you are useless to the world. When you are so spun that you are get caught in the same repetitive motion until you run out of crank.
Damn, Tamara's been working on that crossword book for 3 days straight, someone take her dope away, she's twacked the f&#^ out.
by Ziggity February 22, 2005
When ample amount of meth is induced into the system and all reality becomes a back seat driver to meth. and no matter what your gonna be late to everything.
jaime must be twacked out because he said he would be here in fifteen minutes. He must have his hands in his fish tank re arranging it ...AGAIN
by jgiddy99 December 04, 2004
by Shelli-alleyezonme.net April 28, 2003