twaterson

The all american white male

last name from the north caribbean

M r. And mrs. Twaterson

Did You see that twaterson walking down the beach

by Twaterson October 4, 2020

Twater

The few enlightened teenagers that express great distaste towards the "Twilight" Phenomenon.

Ali and Betheny, the most violent Twaters I know, laid a beat down on some Twihards today.

by Stinkcheeze November 25, 2009

twater

ooze that comes out of a girls vagina.

i was lapping up my girlfriends twater.

by jesse October 27, 2004

twaterworks

A hybrid of the words twat (vagina) and waterworks (crying). A term describing a person who is overtly sensitive and takes sarcasm and obvious humor personally. The act of bitching and moaning over obvious satire.

You shouldn't have made fun of her, now she's putting on the twaterworks.

by Geekbird April 27, 2005

twatermelon

What to call people when there are being a twat. Usually describes someone that does something that requires a friendly reminder that they are being a vagina.

Why you get called a twatermelon:

1. Not following bros before hos.
2. Leaving a party early.
3. Not making a move on a girl.
4. Acting like you are drinking at party when you are really just trying not to look like a twat.

"Come over to my house. Mike is about fight some douche."

"I cant, I told Sara I would hang out with her tonight."

"John, don't be a twatermelon. Get your ass over here."

"O.K. I wont puss out."

by Mikey Bartlett January 9, 2009

Twatermelon

A way of calling someone a twat in the workplace. Used so that if said person were to report you for insulting them, no supervisor in their right mind could take the complaint, "He called me a twatermelon!", seriousily.

A Normal Employee: "I hate you so much Pete, you're such a twatermelon."

Pete: "I'm reporting you to Drew for unprofessional conduct!"

Drew, the Manager: "Hahaha get out of here Pete."

by BoBBertRaptor January 24, 2018

Twaterang

Twaterang: (n.) A twat who, despite you best efforts, keeps coming back, like a boomerang.

Office worker 1: Oh gods; I made the mistake of helping this twat, and now, whenever he needs help, he comes to me. I can't get rid of him.
Office worker 2: Yeah, he's such a twaterang.

by BigDuggles January 17, 2020