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KG Tuxedo

Wearing a sweatshirt or long sleeve t-shirt with shorts and sandals, sometimes accompanied by a frosty cold beer. This combination of clothing allows for maximum heat to be retained during the transition of the seasons between summer and fall, while at the same time allowing for a level of temperature control with the legs and feet being uncovered.

Typically is seen during the time between the summer and the fall but can also be seen during the time between the spring and the summer.

The beer in this ensemble is often referred to as the pocket square. Beer, like a pocket square in a standard tuxedo, is often not necessary but when its present everyone know you mean business.
DG: Woke up this morning and it was a brisk 60 degrees....totally broke out the KG tuxedo.

KG: Very nice, did you remember your pocket square?

DG: To early to break out the pocket square, maybe later tonight.
by See You Next Tuesday September 18, 2011
mugGet the KG Tuxedomug.

missouri tuxedo

When a man wears a sportcoat or blazer with jeans.
Yeah, since it was a company jeans day, my buddy was thinking he'd go with a canadien tuxedo for his meeting with the CEO, but his wife told him he should at least wear a Missouri Tuxedo to avoid looking like a douche.
by torque boy December 26, 2011
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Dutch Tuxedo

A Dutch Tuxedo is a self induced condition in which you have farted in a coat, jump suit, snow suit, etc you are currently wearing. Your fart gets trapped and has only one place to escape: the neck opening. The fart is released directly into your own face.
You: Dude i just ripped one and it shot out the neck hole of my coat directly in my face!! Sick!!

Me: Nice Dutch Tuxedo you got there!!
by EazyNutz August 29, 2010
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guido tuxedo

A tracksuit or warm-up suit. While intended for athletes to wear while on the sidelines at sports events, the guido has adopted the tracksuit as a integral part of his wardrobe. The top portion of the tuxedo should never be zipped up beyond the bottom reaches of the pectoral area of the torso, and is best complimented by an oversized gold crucifix. It can be worn alone, or with a plain white wifebeater, the only acceptable undergarment.
Ahh, yeah... nice guido tuxedo, man. Please tell me you're on your way to the gym or breakdancing lessons or something.
by Sloppy July 12, 2004
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Scranton Tuxedo

Khaki pants and blue blazer over either a light blue or white dress shirt. Most commonly offset with a red or yellow tie.
You could easily tell we were in Scranton by the plethora of Scranton Tuxedos around the court house.
by NEPA Native April 2, 2011
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Turd in a Tuxedo

Something or someone of inferior quality masquerading as high class. Donald Trump in the embodiment of a 'Turd in a Tuxedo."
You can dress a turd in a tuxedo, but at the end of the day it is still a turd.
by LaughingAloud October 13, 2019
mugGet the Turd in a Tuxedomug.

Seattle tuxedo

Jeans and a black fleece (REI or North Face) - wearable at any time of year and to pretty much any place in Seattle.
"Is that a new fleece he's wearing?" - "Yeah, his Seattle tuxedo looks sharp"
by LeoS December 14, 2012
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