one-eyed night-crawler w/ turtleneck 

Covert expression for the male (possibly uncircumcised) sexual tool.
see: one eyed trouser trout

His best catches were when he used his one-eyed night-crawler-with-a-turtleneck as bait.

one-eyed night-crawler w/ turtleneck by sonni hopkins September 7, 2005

bishop in a turtleneck 

The uncircumsized penis. First used in Hedwig and the Angry Inch

"Hedwig: Luther is silent for a moment, as he stares at
my little Bishop-in-a-turtleneck."

bishop in a turtleneck by kith September 12, 2004

Turtlehead 

The nickname of when your poop is poking out of your butthole.

While I was in the car I had a turtlehead

Turtlehead by itSirBoi April 22, 2017

TurtleNeckEmo 

A self indulgent PickMe thirst trapping for female validation under the guise of feminism. Also may happen to have a poster of a dictator in their bedroom, contradicting their entire ideology.

Chad: Last night I was so downbad, I almost fucked my German Shepard

Quinten: Hey man at least you weren't as down bad as @TurtleNeckEmo

TurtleNeckEmo by MarcoPol0 August 12, 2021

turtlehead sneak 

A fart that is surprisingly accompanied by a turd, forcing the farter to pull it back in to prevent a larger accident from ocurring.

Luckily for Eric, he realized his fart was a turtlehead sneak before it was too late.

turtlehead sneak by ulmelqlo July 27, 2008

Turtlehead 

A word used to describe the current state of a departing poo. This term may only be used when the turd is protruding from your sphincter. Also known as "Touching cloth".

Person1 "What is that bulging in your trousers?"

Person2 "Oh that... Just a turtlehead."

Turtlehead by Si Todd March 4, 2004

Turtlehead Shuffle 

When you have to take a shit really bad, but are not near a toilet,in attempt to relive some of the pressure,carefully farting so that ony the gas escapes from the anus,going around the massive load of shit trying to exit you as well,usually resulting in the fart smelling just like the shit poking at you.by doing this you do run the risk of shitting your pants.

Ben- Dude you smell like shit

Sean-sorry dude,I have to take a massive shit and i am doing the Turtlehead Shuffle

Ben-Ok I will get off the freeway and get your rancid ass to a restroom before you shit your pants!

Turtlehead Shuffle by cee jay 1634 January 18, 2010