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having to hold a massive shit until you get to a toilet
rob was turtleing so badly he tobacco stained his underpants. see tobacco stain
by prairie dog 13 December 17, 2012
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To rush someone in the game of Runescape, usually with dragon claws, but it can be improvised by using vesta's long sword, or dragon dagger (p++). This phrase was started by Sparc Mac, one of Runescape's most well known pkers.
"You just got Ninja Turtled, bitch! GF dart eper! Ninja Turtling owns!"
by reborn296 October 10, 2009
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turtling

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When you have to poop so bad that it's practically coming out and hard to tighten the sphincter muscle to keep it in.
Leigh was turtling but she had to wait for the guests to leave before she rushed to the bathroom.
by audvisartist August 16, 2008
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Turtling Out

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The act of being so high/drunk that once upon your back, you are rendered incapable of getting yourself back to the appropriate angle
"He was so high last night he had a full on turtling out episode"
by Sir Spliffsalot March 10, 2009
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turtlin

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on the verge of shitting oneself. Short for having a turtlehead poking out.
Dude, where's the bathroom, I'm turtlin bad!
by Odinsworn December 20, 2006
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turtling

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In video games it means two things.

For turned based strategy games, it means to keep your units together usually in or near their default positions on the map and use defensive tactics such as attacking only when the enemy is near you, using defend commands or other units to defend each other, etc.

In fighting games, it means to keep defending and block all of your enemies attacks untill there is an opportunity to strike.

Basically, in both cases it's using defense/blocking untill you have a good opportunity to make an action or attack your enemy.
"I just beat Nightmare Geese in Real Bout Fatal Fury! He was tough, but I blocked his attacks with my turtling skills and then attacked when I had the opportunity."

"In Front Mission in the 2nd or so battle against Driscoll's forces, I turtled and didn't move my units then attacked as soon as the enemy came near by"
by mikepantz012 December 18, 2005
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turteling

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when the tip of your shit pokes out of your asshole,then pop it back in,Like a turtel's head poping out of it's shell.
i got to shit so bad i am turteling.
by soup bone February 5, 2008
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