Toffing off

The act of masturbating to cheltenham highlights/ the boat race on BBC 1.

"Ooh, University Challenge!"
-"I need some alone time" (comences toffing off)

by Her_Ladyship April 23, 2010

dragon Turfing

The act of standing on a girl with big fake breasts and flapping them back and forth pretending like they are wings while also rapping your new mixtape as that shit is fire.

Hey. Did you hear about the Dragon Turfing I did last night?

by Dragon Turfing April 20, 2017

Trofting

When a group of people pee on someone

Me and my buddy's are gettin a hooker and then go trofting

by carbonhammer November 12, 2011

toffing

v. The act of making fun of and degrading other people who can only afford ramen noodles and a 6 pack of mini cokes as their daily meal.

Guy 1: I was toffing this one guy yesterday for not having a fidget spinner when he said he had to pay for food to live.
Guy 2: You're a real faggot you know?

by Straight Trash May 27, 2017

Turdfinger

Someone who whenever they get involved with anything it turns to shit

"Windy is a Turdfinger..he has the touch of a rapist"

by Weallhatetugger March 12, 2009

Troffiness

Not an actual weather term, but a sad reflection of hippies on the left coast infiltrating the NWS. Possibility of teh ghey-ness.

WEAK UPPER TROFFINESS IS FORECAST TO CONTINUE OVER THE DESERT SOUTHWEST WITH WEAK SOUTHWESTERLY FLOW ALOFT ACROSS COLORADO.

by shnoogins_wx May 11, 2010

Troffing

Similar to planking, but more extreme - The act of lying in a public male urinal waiting to be urinated on while masturbating.
Troffer can be male or female.

Dave was at a rave and decided to 'troff'.

or

Stefan walked out of the urinal at the Mardi Gras, and exclaimed "my gosh, I just saw Dave troffing in the urinal! I couldn't go, I got stagefright".

by cahoochie June 21, 2011