turlock

located right under modesto and surrounded by endless fields. There is nothingtodo and it sucks ass.

Turlock is so boring. Lets go to Modesto

by john h. pitman June 28, 2005

Turlock

A farming community full of mostly narrow-minded individuals who like to lump certain races of people into simple and dismissive racial definitions in order to feel superior since they are no better and a product of their own environment. Also it is home to Medic Alert an international non-profit organization that has saved the life of thousands.

Turlock is smack in the middle of the San Juaqin valley. Nothing for miles in all directions.

by FormallyKnownAsFormally June 19, 2010

Turlock

A Village that is full of Mexicans and Assyrians there is nothing to do its the most boringest place in the world.The only thing to do is go to Starbucks on a Friday night and hangout with The Assyrians where they fight each other and have fake drama. if u wanna die from boredness come move to Turlock. When people move here they think they are lost

Lets go to Turlock! WHERE?

by Patrick SHAHBIZZLE August 8, 2007

Turlock

A shithole in the 209 where the only thing there is to do is weed, oxy, coke... we got da best of errthing. With wanna be hard ass, Famous wearing brappers and slutty butterface bitches.

"Turlock is a great place to leave."

by Turlock Resident December 16, 2008

Turlock High School

Turlock High School has been around since my grandpa in World War 1. The high school still has not changed since back in the...what? 1700's. I think my great great great great great great Grandma's Great Grandma's Grandma wrote on the bathroom stall and it is still there! There is no need to trash this school because it already looks like a big shithole. NEVER attend a football game there, it is a waste of money because they will lose. Unless you are interested in a good fight between all of their gang members or a strip tease from their cheerleaders.

Ben: When will Turlock High School burn down already?
Sara: The buildings look like they will fall any minute now.

by sxygurl453 March 5, 2011

turnickle

A pickled turnip, commonly found in middle eastern cuisine.

I would like more turnickles on my shawarma.

by Turnickle April 13, 2008

Tunnocks

To mean women's breasts, from the term Tunnocks Tea Cakes.

Have you see the size of her Tunnocks?! She's got nipples like small pancakes.

With Tunnock's like that she's gonna get a long way in this here porn industry.

When she took off her top she had no Tunnocks at all? I've got bigger tunnocks than she has!

by Daz September 22, 2004