Turnip

Large feces
also used to describe something that is horrible, of no use or plain no good.

This t.v. programme is turnip!" or "The dog has just done a turnip on the rug!

by The Turnipator June 17, 2010

Turnip

Former manager of the England national soccer team, Aston Vile, Wolverhampton Wanderers and Watford.
Famous for giving international careers to mediocre players.

1)There goes Graham 'Turnip' Taylor
2)Oy Turnip NO

by Henry Lartey February 15, 2004

Turnip

A person (crystopher Hurford) from dover ,uk with retarded big hair

Oi! come here you turnip!

by WeVer September 22, 2003

Turnip

Adjective
Tur-nip (pronounced Turn-up)
1) A person whom nobody really likes who always seems to show up to events even though no one ever invited them.

Intransitive verb
2) to show up as if magically

1) I.E. Gerlin is such a Turnip, who in the heck keeps inviting him?
2)Person 1: Damn I lost my spliff!!
Person 2: No worries that shiot always Turnip!

by XLNC526 August 30, 2019

Turnip

Turnip is not a vegetable. Oh lord no! It is the only word that can be used among your friends to describe a guy/girl that is a extremely attractive, hot, good looking, yummy, God created a miracle for the eyes individual.

This kind of turnip is sweet, and is good eye candy. The only recipe you need for this turnip is the courage to say hi!

Girl: Oh my God, I just saw the cutest turnip!

Friend: The tall one or short one?

Girl: You know I love tall turnips!

Tall Turnip thoughts: "why are they talking about veggies? Must be vegetarians"

by Cutexraygirl June 1, 2018

Turnip

an ugly whore

My friend is a turnip

by poppy June 19, 2021

Turnip

A short and annoying kid

look at Nishant over there, He's such a turnip

by tusuoas November 18, 2018