Turn around and shit on your own shoe

Basically telling someone off .
Similar to "go fuck yourself" or "eat shit"

Jason- "You're ugly."
Daniel- " Why don't you turn around and shit on your own shoe, Jason."

by 0Pink_Omega0 November 28, 2016

Turn Around Rusty Spoon

Where a women inserts her hand in a man's rectum, and pulls it out covered in poop, the man then proceeds to quickly spin around and ejaculate on the women's cupped hand, the two then decide what to do with the "rusty spoon".

"We did some nasty stuff, we tried something called the turn around rusty spoon, it was so dirty!"

by Mr Elder October 9, 2019

Turn around, don't drown

When trying to plow through 2 feet of hurricane flood water in your Corolla (could also be your Civic), you could get stuck and be forced to walk. While walking, you would slip and fall, or would be washed away, and subsequently die. Knowing this, you decided to go from whence you came.

I saw Christie starting to inch her way into the flooding at 14th and Constitution. Becuase she is cute, I rolled down my window and told her to turn around, don't drown.

by ThinkinGuy October 29, 2012

turn-around disease

roughly akin to butter face, this condition in indicative of an attractive female figure as viewed from behind, whereas viewed from in front, is nauseating.

I saw a girl sitting at the bar with a tatoo on the small of her back and her thong was sticking out of her jeans; she looked pretty hot, so I sat down next to her only to find out she had turn-around disease.

by HECULL December 22, 2005

Turn-around J

Equates to a turn-around jumpshot in basketball. May be accompanied by a shimmy shake, a little razzle dazzle, or ooh-ooh shoulder.

Jordan just hit that turn-around J to win the game.

Can be used in a connotative manner: Oh man, I just drove right past our destination, I better pull a turn-around J.

by SwKWhiteKnight May 14, 2018

turn around gang

Flying packs to different states, returning to your origin within 24-48 hours

Mad turn around gang

by getbandzz February 12, 2023

Turn around and eat the pit

Another way of saying "Think outside the box"

"Dude, I'm really struggling with this puzzle!"
"Maybe you just need to turn around and eat the pit."

by TarantulaMorse April 30, 2025