turks

The cheapest way to win at Age of Empires II: The Conquers. Their special unit is the Janissary which a crazy powerful gunpowder unit that kicks too much ass to be fair. If a player has 15 of these fuckers lined up in a row they are almost impossible to beat. Not to mention the Turks have a great cavalry and defense advantages over all other civilizations. Here’s a hint if your opponent launches a bunch of Janissary units at you, your best bet is to use a row of Onagers or Siege Onagers and fucking let them know that their a cheap bastard.
Steve: How did Tim win that last game of Age of Empires?
Bill: That fucker used the Turks.
Steve: Wow what a cheap douche bag.
by Evergreen-Academy April 06, 2006
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turk

a euroasian nation who has no link with arabs -ON THE CONTRARY TO "THESAURUS OF UD- instead of a border neigbourliness. the reason turks are thought to be arabs may be because of the religion(islam) of both nations, even turks are secular public.
turks and jews as being two pal nations hate arab terorrism .
by berrystillinaspin December 20, 2005
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turked

He went to a party, then was grabbed roughly from behind, turked, and woke up the following morning in a shopping trolley in Tesco's car park.
by CharlieilrahC May 20, 2008
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turk

A person who has mongolian origins, speaks an altaic language called Turkish, a native of one of the Turkic countries, such as Turkey, Azarbaijan, Turkmenistan, Kazakhistan etc. and who is commonly mistaken for Arabs and Persians, usually by some stupid westernese or arrogant Aussies.
"hehe so you are a turk eh? mohamed jihad jihad ? hehehe..."
"sorry, don't know arabic, I speak TURKISH, you retard!"
by Attillaaaa April 12, 2008
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The Turk

An 18th-century chess-playing automaton. The machine was later proven to have a hidden human chess master controlling its movements. The mechanical turk was showcased around Europe and America for over 80 years.
The Turk's final game in Paris was against Benjamin Franklin, who was serving as ambassador to France from the United States
by Pochemuchka October 06, 2016
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Turk

The last name of the character in the tv-show scrubs, Donald Faison is starring as Dr. Christopher Turk.
His "Scrubs" co-stars refer to him as "that guy from Clueless."
Turk is Donald Faison's last name in the tv-show scrubs
by Godmotha August 23, 2006
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Turk

An adjective referring to someone who is extremely brave. It is a common slang term used in some parts of West Coast. This term is derived from the name of a tribe, turks, which ruled asia and europe between 1400s and 1800s(the USA of old ages)
You're not going to find any other quarterback that has the combination of bravery, size, speed and the accuracy he has with his arm. He is a real strong and a turk QB . He is Daunte Culpepper.
by berryinaspin July 21, 2005
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