Turkey

A bird that can't tweet.

Turkey cannot tweet, because Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan (Or if you are dyslexic, Pro Gay Centipede Ray) banned it's usage and access.

by DildoBob March 27, 2014

Turkey

A person or thing who has done something stupid, wrong, moronic or plain dumb.

Dublin slang for idiot, fool, moron etc...

You couldn't remember last night? You're such a turkey.

by hahayeturkey July 26, 2011

The Turkey

When you are nailing a chick from behind and you gobble really loud and with an open hand slap her on the ass just as hard as you can. You leave a turkey print similiar to when you were a kid and drew the outline of your hand at Thanksgiving and colored it like a turkey.

She knew when I gobbled she was getting the turkey.

by J5 April 16, 2005

Turkey

Someone who says something extremely stupid or blatantly obvious which should get them stomped in the balls.

Man 1: I can't pay Wayne Rooneys wages.

Man 2: shut up, you big turkey.

by Two Toke October 23, 2013

turkey

beiing aturkey involves havin the characturistics of a turkey, these involve..being lazy, slow, careless, and also coming off with silly remarks and or forgetting what u are talking about half way through a sentence..

idiot spaz Turkey

by TheTurth94 June 29, 2011

turkeys

a word used for mainlanders visiting hawaii

those stupid turkeys...look at them getting ripped off on tourist shit

by nadia January 07, 2004

turkey

noun: the action of using a thumb to provide manual stimulation of the vagina, called the "turkey" because the four fingers look like tail-feathers and the thumb a turkey's head when executed properly.

-So I got my thumb up in there and she loved it.
-Dude, you gave her the turkey?

by Notapussy August 28, 2009