Turkey

A bird that can't tweet.

Turkey cannot tweet, because Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan (Or if you are dyslexic, Pro Gay Centipede Ray) banned it's usage and access.

by DildoBob April 19, 2014

Turkey

A person or thing who has done something stupid, wrong, moronic or plain dumb.

Dublin slang for idiot, fool, moron etc...

You couldn't remember last night? You're such a turkey.

by hahayeturkey July 26, 2011

The Turkey

When you are nailing a chick from behind and you gobble really loud and with an open hand slap her on the ass just as hard as you can. You leave a turkey print similiar to when you were a kid and drew the outline of your hand at Thanksgiving and colored it like a turkey.

She knew when I gobbled she was getting the turkey.

by J5 April 15, 2005

Turkey

Someone who says something extremely stupid or blatantly obvious which should get them stomped in the balls.

Man 1: I can't pay Wayne Rooneys wages.

Man 2: shut up, you big turkey.

by Two Toke November 28, 2013

turkey

beiing aturkey involves havin the characturistics of a turkey, these involve..being lazy, slow, careless, and also coming off with silly remarks and or forgetting what u are talking about half way through a sentence..

idiot spaz Turkey

by TheTurth94 June 30, 2011

turkeys

a word used for mainlanders visiting hawaii

those stupid turkeys...look at them getting ripped off on tourist shit

by nadia January 7, 2004

turkey

noun \ˈtər-kē\

A great girl; one who is smart, funny, charismatic, caring, and loving; one who will never stop supporting her school, peers, or mascot, no matter the consequences; the embodiment of what Ben Franklin hoped would be America's mascot: a symbol of peace and of thanksgiving.

Look at that girl! She never gives up, never fails to help her friends, and never stops voting. What a turkey!

by LOUDturkey2013 March 13, 2013