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turkeys

The most dangerous, evil, cruel, bad tempered, and usually ugly fowl ever. Hitler was reencarnated as a turkey. They will one day rule the world and have their own independence day. It will ironically take place on Thanksgiving.
THE TURKEYS ARE COMING! THE TURKEYS ARE COMING!

apparantly..... the turkeys are coming.
by LA LA LA LA LA LA LA October 18, 2004
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Turkeys

Another term for a group of Brazilians.
I heard a flock of turkeys going gobble gobble gobble. Then I realized it was a group of people. (Brazilians)
by anonymous August 1, 2021
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turkeys in a doghouse

1. (adjective) to be unable or unequipped to handle a situation of temptation due to animalistic tendency, much like a dog's instinct to attack turkeys in his dog house

2. to be in the presence of one whom cannot control his actions related to sex, food, addiction or anger
1. Person 1: "Dude! So whack; how could he cheat on her at that sorority party?"
Person 2: "Oh come on, you know they're all babes; turkeys in a doghouse."

2. Person 1: "You can't to his house alone!"
Person 2: "Why not?"
Person 1: "He'll totally take advantage of you! Turkeys in a doghouse..."

3. Person 1: "Why do you relapse?"
Person 2: "I was at a Miley concert with all my dealers! Turkeys in a doghouse!!"
by ShanfullyGracious September 27, 2009
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turkeys fly at midnight

code for when a females "lips" are hanging out of her shorts
susie's turkeys fly at midnight
by joseph jay June 28, 2007
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Turkeys on the table

This means it's time to go, like on Thanksgiving when the turkeys on the table it's time to eat. The term can be to tell someone to hurry up, and get their ass in gear. Also can mean you have a chance to win a game or a chance to get get your freak on with some smokin hot bitch.
With 10 seconds left in the game, the turkeys on the table for the Steelers with the ball on the goal line.
by TV CARv March 20, 2010
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A quote that the red turkey from Free Birds said in which it got popular by Schaffrillas.
That’s right. We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.
by Chukoloco08 November 22, 2022
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Shirt Turkeys

The visual affect given when women wear shirts that expose the top of their breasts.
Thing 1: "I wish there was a term for the visual affect given when women wear shirts that expose the top of their breasts."

Thing 2: "Shirt Turkeys, bro. Ripe for the gobbling."
by x2ice0n2sDAYx August 3, 2012
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