moral turpentine

1.All purpose sin remover

2.Prayer

The evangelical preacher was an inveterate thief and a serial child molester. Still. the application of a little moral turpentine assured his place in Heaven. He was always careful to pray extra hard after what he'd call an incident.

by Pbaddy August 22, 2009

turpentine cat

Term used by people of the Southern persuasion to identify something moving at a pace that borders on the supernatural. First seen in the 1920's when a group of men rubbed a cat's cinnamon ring with a dried out corncob until it was raw, and then wiped it with a rag soaked in turpentine. Can be used interchangeably with raped ape

I was doin my girl, and when my friends started the rodeo dat hizzo took off like a turpentine cat.

by bob44 February 9, 2005

turpentiniferous

adj. ter-pen-tahy-NIF-er-uhs 1. pertaining to or experiencing the feeling in one's brain/body after having too many bottles of Mad Dog 20/20 (or similar cheap liquor) in one evening. 2. The smell of one's breath &/or body the day after such an event.

So turpentiniferous was Bobby after his bachelor party, even his fish shunned his wretched stench as his bulk shambled into the loo to disgorge his bladder.

by Necrolicious June 2, 2009

turget

Short For Turd Nugget

Today Mike was being a real turget

by 15yearoldboylookintogetpopular May 22, 2018

tergent

Something or someone who is dirty.

De-tergent is an anti tergent. De"turgent". example:Sarah is very tergent.

by thatoneguy99 April 6, 2009

Turgen

An early age male dinosaur with an 80 inch neck. Favorite snack is the Turkish traditional kebab

" That guy is so annoying, I think he might be a Turgen. "

by FeetLover5000 May 11, 2022

Tungent

A color of orange, that when viewed by a person with synesthesia evokes a potent scent of tangerines.

I love visiting national parks with tungent rocks, I can’t get enough of that smell.

by AsinineArcanist April 22, 2023