Turduckin

The process of performing anal intercourse with a female while consuming a tasty turkey sandwich. It should be gobbled utilizing a corresponding beastliness in which you are pounding the female- ie: lettuce bits, turkey pieces and globs of mayo should be flying through the air, and preferably on to the females back. To officially complete a turduckin however, you must ensure the female consumes the last and final bite.

There is also the hot tub submerged version of the turduckin experience, in which you must make sure to dunk the final piece of sandwich within the grimy water and then proceed to feed it to your female counterpart. This is called a Daveduckin.

It is important to note that to pull off the turduckin, it must be something along the lines of a 'one night stand'. This CANNOT be your girlfriend. For one to pull off a turduckin, you must find a qualified candidate who is not only down with anal, but also to have a turkey sandwich consumed while being pounded. The reward, after being completely plowed, is that the female is gifted the final bite.

Used in a conversation:

cope: "Man, I'm really sick of these regular sexual encounters, Jack heads, Swingers.. I'm looking for something new...

Rob: "Well you should surely turduck-the-fuck out of a bitch tonight!"

Roger: "Yeah man! Last night I almost pulled off a Turduckin- BUT- the bitch went ballistic when I pulled out the turkey sandwich"

Sarah: "The key is to make sure you're prepared with lube, condoms, and of course, a finely made turkey sandwich!"

Missy: "I absolutely love the final bite"

Hot Tub Dave: "Stop lying Missy, you wouldnt eat the soggy bite after I tried DaveDuckin you the other night!!!!"

by cope. July 9, 2010

Stuffing the turducken

The act of putting a chicken inside of a duck, which is then stuffed inside a turkey.

The act of masturbating, especially when done in a kitchen or butcher shop.

Every year the hardest part of preparing the Thanksgiving feast is the act of stuffing the turducken.

Trevor's mom screamed in terror when she walked into the kitchen and saw him stuffing the turducken.

by Boycetastrophy October 25, 2010

Turduckin

To use the trifecto of the drugs soma, hydrocodone, and marijuana to achieve the "duck dance" (being really fucked up) and talk about it in front of others without anyone knowing what the hell you're talking about.

"What's up bro, you trying to do the duck dance?" ' "Hell yeah I'm down for some turduckin."

by DemonOfDisdain March 1, 2015

Trunkin'

Much used like the word 'Chillen', Trunkin' is most commonly used as a way to describe what someone is up to. When someone is trunkin' you know they're a laid back person you likes to chill with their friends.

Mark: "Hey Buddy, what's up?"
Eugine: "I'm just trunkin' man, How about you?"

by Nataratatatat January 21, 2011

Trunkin'

When you have to ride in the trunk because your driver is under the age of 18.

Trunker: I am really beat up today because I had to go trunkin' Last night.
Responder: Why?
Trunker: We were celebrating because she just got her license.

by Kd45 February 5, 2010

turducken

1) (n) An American Thanksgiving holiday culinary grotesque: Consists of a chicken, stuffed into a duck, progressively stuffed into a turkey and baked. Provides hours of entertainment in the form of waiting for the sucker to finish cooking and enough sandwich meat to last through The Apocalypse.

2) (n) Any obese human that will set upon a buffet like a plague of locusts, stripping said buffet of all edible material, leaving only the garnish, the decorative toothpicks, and the sweaty cheese cubes from earlier in the day.

3) (n) Any plan that is unnecessarily complicated or futile. Used as a simile.

1) "Time for the Cowboys/Redskins game, is the turducken done yet?"

2) "Uh oh, better hit the foodline before turducken over there strips that bitch."

3) Jeff: "I'll be swapping out this small-block, V8 for an straight six."
Dale: "Baking up a turducken are we?"
Jeff: "What?"
Dale: "Sounds like fun."

by Chumbucket October 31, 2006

Trunkin

Trunkin is when you send someone a drunk text. One you don't remember even texting because you are so intoxicated. The serial trunker checks their phone the next day in a panic, not knowing who or what they have text. When someone admits they have a serious trunkin problem, they will delete the text after they have sent it so when they wake up in the morning they don't know it even existed.

The girl had such a trunkin problem, she had to go to rehab. "Hi, I'm Jane and I have a trunkin problem."

Damn dawg, my ex keeps trunkin me in the middle of da night.

by Sturt Honeybadgers October 16, 2011