turdculese

The label given to a person who takes a colossal dump in an extremely short period of time while usually not seated and in a squatting position like a weightlifter dead-lifting . This person usually performs this event with a substantial amount of noise that often creates concern among bystanders in the vicinity. Modification Hercules

Bob, who was late for his meeting will forever be labeled "Turdculese" that day when he blew open the toilet stall door. He performed like Hafter Bjornsson going for the world record dead-lift and quite honestly sounded strangely similar only Bob was taking a colossal dump.

by MIABILL December 20, 2018

Kentucky Turnbuckle

The ultra rare occurrence of male-on-male reverse cowboy. Not seen often in the wild and not easily forgotten.

Wow, did you see Chad pull a Kentucky Turnbuckle on David the other night? That was wild!

by AlphaBoost September 21, 2021

Truducken

A beautifully constructed piece of meat containing turkey, duck, and chicken. Often eaten at holiday. Some say it looks like a vagina.

Boy- hey grandpa what are we having for dinner?
Grandpa- only a wonderful meat masterpiece aka ... the truducken.

by wonderfulthanksgivingcreations February 27, 2010

straight crazy turdfucker

Someone who is most definitely completely out of their mind.

I’m sorry Sir, I realize that you were elected President and all, but drawing a little black Sharpie pen extension of Dorian’s imaginary path into a corner of Alabama on a National Weather Service map makes you a straight crazy turdfucker for sure!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019

turduckedence

The feeling one gets after consuming a large amount of turducken.

I've eaten nothing but turducken since 9am yesterday morning, the turduckedence is overwhelming.

by tonedebone December 26, 2009

turduckel

A redneck delicacy: turkey stuffed with a duck stuffed with a squirrel.

Mmm. This turduckel is finger-lickin' good.

by E. Ho December 9, 2008

Turduckin

The process of performing anal intercourse with a female while consuming a tasty turkey sandwich. It should be gobbled utilizing a corresponding beastliness in which you are pounding the female- ie: lettuce bits, turkey pieces and globs of mayo should be flying through the air, and preferably on to the females back. To officially complete a turduckin however, you must ensure the female consumes the last and final bite.

There is also the hot tub submerged version of the turduckin experience, in which you must make sure to dunk the final piece of sandwich within the grimy water and then proceed to feed it to your female counterpart. This is called a Daveduckin.

It is important to note that to pull off the turduckin, it must be something along the lines of a 'one night stand'. This CANNOT be your girlfriend. For one to pull off a turduckin, you must find a qualified candidate who is not only down with anal, but also to have a turkey sandwich consumed while being pounded. The reward, after being completely plowed, is that the female is gifted the final bite.

Used in a conversation:

cope: "Man, I'm really sick of these regular sexual encounters, Jack heads, Swingers.. I'm looking for something new...

Rob: "Well you should surely turduck-the-fuck out of a bitch tonight!"

Roger: "Yeah man! Last night I almost pulled off a Turduckin- BUT- the bitch went ballistic when I pulled out the turkey sandwich"

Sarah: "The key is to make sure you're prepared with lube, condoms, and of course, a finely made turkey sandwich!"

Missy: "I absolutely love the final bite"

Hot Tub Dave: "Stop lying Missy, you wouldnt eat the soggy bite after I tried DaveDuckin you the other night!!!!"

by cope. July 9, 2010