The act of having sexual relations with a fleshlight that has been inserted into the anus, or other orifice) of another person. Name derived from the "famous" dish of a turkey stuffed with a duck that's been stuffed with a chicken, made popular by the loud-mouthed, possibly mentally handicapped, John Madden. Could also possibly be called The Inception.
by KaryGopperl August 23, 2011
Get the Turduckenmug. The act of having sex with a pregnant woman. Derived from the Southern favorite of the same name - a turkey stuffed with a duck stuffed with a chicken. However, in this case, you are stuffing your penis inside a woman stuffed with baby.
"I can't wait until my kid is born. At this point, sex is non-existent. I couldn't pull a turducken, even if I wanted to"
by ajcny March 24, 2009
Get the Turduckenmug. 1) (n) An American Thanksgiving holiday culinary grotesque: Consists of a chicken, stuffed into a duck, progressively stuffed into a turkey and baked. Provides hours of entertainment in the form of waiting for the sucker to finish cooking and enough sandwich meat to last through The Apocalypse.
2) (n) Any obese human that will set upon a buffet like a plague of locusts, stripping said buffet of all edible material, leaving only the garnish, the decorative toothpicks, and the sweaty cheese cubes from earlier in the day.
3) (n) Any plan that is unnecessarily complicated or futile. Used as a simile.
2) (n) Any obese human that will set upon a buffet like a plague of locusts, stripping said buffet of all edible material, leaving only the garnish, the decorative toothpicks, and the sweaty cheese cubes from earlier in the day.
3) (n) Any plan that is unnecessarily complicated or futile. Used as a simile.
1) "Time for the Cowboys/Redskins game, is the turducken done yet?"
2) "Uh oh, better hit the foodline before turducken over there strips that bitch."
3) Jeff: "I'll be swapping out this small-block, V8 for an straight six."
Dale: "Baking up a turducken are we?"
Jeff: "What?"
Dale: "Sounds like fun."
2) "Uh oh, better hit the foodline before turducken over there strips that bitch."
3) Jeff: "I'll be swapping out this small-block, V8 for an straight six."
Dale: "Baking up a turducken are we?"
Jeff: "What?"
Dale: "Sounds like fun."
by Chumbucket October 31, 2006
Get the turduckenmug. deboned turkey stuffed with deboned duck stuffed with deboned chicken stuffed with sausage/cornbread stuffing
by Anonymous July 25, 2003
Get the turduckenmug. A duck stuffed in a chicken stuffed in a turkey. The ultimate example of our domination of the animal kingdom.
Turducken should not exist.
by Spectre2689 August 4, 2005
Get the turduckenmug. The act of stuffing a mason jar in your urethra, while your friend stretches' his urethra wide enough to fit your mason jar (optionally filled with poop) stuffed penis into his. A third friend who MUST be uncircumcised will then be stretching his foreskin far and wide enough to cover the center of the penises (and the jar) with is foreskin and tie a knot. The individuals will begin to stroke each other to completion, just before the final participant ejaculates a brick is dropped on the jar. The knot is untangled and they each pull out.
by PooFartPenis75 December 21, 2021
Get the The Turduckenmug. The action of inserting one object inside they other until a three-way is achieved. Can be used in various situations, but usually used in sexual connotations.
John prepared a Turducken for Thanksgiving by sticking a Chicken inside a Duck, and the Duck inside a Turkey. The process in its entirety is considered "Turduckening."
by Turducks December 6, 2010
Get the Turduckeningmug.