Turdberculosis

turd-ber'cu-lo-sis (-lō'sis)n. A serious eating disorder in which one (common amoung dogs) consumes its own fecal matter. Turd burglar, turd cake.

The doctor told me that my dog eats his poop because he suffers from turdberculosis.

by Travis S. H February 27, 2009

Turdberry

A Blackberry that has taken a dip in the john.

By dropping your Blackberry into the John the transformation to Turdberry is complete.

by dangerous engineer May 29, 2009

turderky

Busting and shiddddimg over a Somalian turkey and cheese topped with mayo and feeding it to your diabetic children

My homie Jacob likes turderkys

by Dirty_sock__ October 23, 2023

Turdgency

Acting fast or working at speed to finish a task because you need a poo (turd) imminently.

Putting off going for a poo (turd) to make yourself work faster.

“Sorry can’t talk - got to get this email sent as I have turdgency”
“Jonny had turdgency so we had to leave quickly”

by anonymous November 26, 2023