when one peels back the layers of of detail in a situation, encountering increasing levels of pain and discomfort (e.g. crying while peeling an onion), only to discover in the end that the situation is in fact really a turd.
Hey Mike... I've been digging into this new project you gave me, and I don't think it's an onion...I am standing here crying holding a turd... Thanks for the turdonion, bro..
by DaddyG August 6, 2012
Get the turdonion mug.When you figuratively shit wherever you want, like an unleashed dog, primarily because you don’t give a shit about the outcome.
I came to a point at that job that I was just dog turdin’ it ‘cause I knew I was going to be fired any day.
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by le turd July 22, 2019
Get the Turding mug.A slang term for the ever popular choice of river rats everywhere: to take a dump in the quickly moving river waters rather than having to dig a shit-hole when nature calls.
My dear, river turding is the most hygienic choice, it’s nature’s perfect toilet and it flushes itself; those downstream may not like it but often they can see ‘em coming!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019
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I’m so proud of my youngest son, he took first place in the high rise turding event last weekend and you know advanced applied physics is part of it all.
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