Turd Burgaler

A alpha male who proseeds in putting peanut butter on his nob and slamming it so hard up his arse he screems like a squealing pig.

Gareth lock and his bum boy mr longdon while hes dad invades and says ''sorry son''

by horney henry December 1, 2003

turd burgler

When you are taking a crap in a public restroom and someone tries to come into your stall, even though its locked they try forcing their way in because they dont know you are there

by Kiser August 29, 2003

turd burgler

A rude term describing a homosexual man. It specifically refers to his prediliction for anal sex. Its usage is similar to butt pirate, which is certainly inappropriate, but not as hateful as faggot.

"I hate that turd burgler Elton John!"

by El Roberto August 1, 2004

turd burggler

When you are taking a shit in the bathroom stall and somone trys to open the door on you.

Its happened to you, you know it has

by Ba-Dunk-a-Dunk May 13, 2005

turd burgler

1. A male who is frequently the main penetrator in anal sex (with either a male or female).

2. A petty thief of fecal matter.

Yeah, it's all good till the pooper starts fighting back, isn't it? Turd burgler. I guess her @$$ didn't like that one.

by frieze July 14, 2003

turd burgalar

similar to ass-pirate, beef smoker, queer, fudge packer, ass master, trash compactor, flame-o, juicy fruit, fruitloop, homo, butt plugger or trucker on the hershey highway.

that guy over there is a total turd burgalar.

by dylio July 31, 2006

turd burgler

Often used by Aussies to denote a Poof.

Hey Ricardo, you really got your shit pushed in by that Turd Burgler at Ripples last nite!

by Samhain_Knight July 27, 2004