trampoline tonsils

Someone who is constantly blowing others.

Wonda Wonderpig is a real life trampoline tonsils !

by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

food-tramps

Prostitutes who willingly accept food-stamps as a form of monetary return for their services.

Due to the absence of successful beings among the Vandergrift, Apollo, Leechburg, and other such areas, prostitutes are now willing to accept food-stamps as payment. After having received their payment, these "food-tramps" then proceed to buy large quantities of food or further barter the EBT for drugs.

by AlexChaffinsIsAFuckingScrub August 1, 2012

Peter's Road Trampoline

When someone rests their head on the lap of a male, this is usually considered a cute moment up until the point where the male's lightning rod gains a surge of energy resulting in the repetitive up and down of the partners head on their lap. This must be followed by the question: "Is your dick bomb?" in order to prevent bad luck.

*ON BUS*
Person 1: "Dude, my dog was resting his head on my lap the other day and, out of fucking nowhere, I had the worst Peter's Road Trampoline."
Person 2: "Was your dick at least bomb?"
Person 1: "Of course what do you take me for!"

by TheBombDigidee February 5, 2018

shake tramp

Noun. A shake tramp is someone who will literally do anything to get what they want. As popularized by the Canadian rock band Marianas Trench in their song "Shake Tramp". Can also specifically refer to using other "assets" besides your musical ones to gain a recording contract.

Park "I can't believe that skank got the promotion instead of me."
Terrance "Yeah, well I'm sure she wagged her butt like a shake tramp to get it."

by adelews August 15, 2007

Chicken Skin Trampoline

When a male pulls and stretches his scrotum nice and taut and flat and bounces his penis up and down on it.

Rachel loves it when Joe does the chicken skin trampoline.

He braaaaaahhh. I did the chicken skin trampoline for your mom last night. She was amazed.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017

Briggsy Lava Tramp

The tramp's snail trail glistens like aurora borealis so therefore lights up the night sky from their cardboard box haven. This cheap method of boho lighting has been used at various gay parties throughout soho and the west end, not forgetting clapham forest.

Is that the illuminations you mentioned? no way son, thats just another briggsy lava tramp.

by Arty Queen December 11, 2006

Trampire

A female vampire that cheats on her significant other.

Derived from the words tramp and vampire.

See also Kristen Stewart

Conan O'Brien: I'm sorry is there something wrong, Will? You seem upset.

Will Ferrell: I'm okay, I don't wanna talk about it.

Conan O'Brien: I've known you a long time, I've never seen you like this, what's the problem?

Will Ferrell: Well, I don't know if you follow the news at all but there's this actress Kristen Stewart okay and um she goes by "K-Stew" and um she had a boyfriend right, Robert Pattinson and um he's "R-Patz" and she cheated on him, and um they're broken up, they're not gonna get back together ever. And what they had was so special, Conan, you don't even know what they had, they were in love and she just threw it all away! And I just don't know if there was anything I could have done to have prevented it? And I don't know what it means to the Twilight franchise, I just don't know.

Conan O'Brien: Will, I'm sure it's gonna be fine.

Will Ferrell: It's not gonna be fine! Ever! It's never gonna be fine! What they had was so special, you don't even know! You would never know.

Conan O'Brien: What do you mean I'd never know? I've been in love.

Will Ferrell: No, not like them! Not like them. She is a trampire! That's what she is.

Conan O'Brien: That's horrible!

Will Ferrell: She is a trampire!

by Naim E. August 23, 2012