Advanced Corpse Tumor

Most intense fucking song ever written. It's by a technical death metal band from Germany called Necrophagist.

The solo in it sounds so fuckin' sweet, it's like classical music on the guitar. Muhammad is one insane motherfucker.

Metallica Fan: OMFG, The solo in ONE is the most orgasmic thing on the planet, and no one else can play it cause Kirk is so fucking awesome and good at the guitar I just had an extreme case of fan-jizz

Me: Bullshit, listen to this *shows him Advanced Corpse Tumor*

Metallica Fan: OH GOD, WHAT WAS I THINKING *cries in corner*

by Muhammad Fucking Suicmez bitch August 11, 2010

tumorsyphilisitisosis

A rare fatal disease in which the afflicted grows pepperoni-like nipples all over their body.

My son is very sick. He has uh... tumorsyphilisitisosis.

Hmm... sounds sexy.

And look, he has nipples growing all over his body.

Those look like pepperoni...

by The Sheep January 26, 2005

Tumourall

The name given to the tumour that grows on a testicle

I've been trying to grow my Tumourall so that I could win the contest this year

by Johnny S. October 30, 2020

TuMoana

TuMoana is The sexy’s mf you know. He fucked your bitch and your mum. He also gets mad pussy. He acts sus but is extremely straight.

Watch out TuMoana is coming hide your bitch

by Sexymf2233 November 22, 2021

Curvy Couch Tumors

Fox & Friends morning anchors

just prior to airtime Barbie-sue, Skeeter-Larry and Carl walked on-set, assumed their position as Fox so-called News' Curvy Couch Tumors and took a call from ranting lunatic Donald Trump.

by Uncle Joosie January 2, 2019

pizza tumor

A large burned air bubble that sometimes forms in the crust of a pizza, rendering the slice that contains it significantly less appealing.

Customer: "I'd like a slice of cheese, please."
Sbarro employee: <Starts plating up the big bubbly piece>
Customer: "Not that one with the pizza tumor!"

by Rusty Camaro April 26, 2006

tumor people

Any character, fan, or thing related to MegaMan, because obviously the large robotic limbs are tumors.

FIGHT ON TUMOR PEOPLE, FOR EVERLASTING CANCER

by DOCTAH WAWY January 16, 2009