Nebraskan Tugboat

The act of sounding whilst performing the intimate act of docking. The result is an projectile exchange of the object that has been rammed down one males urethra, into the other males urethra.

"I was chilling with my homie yesterday and was like 'hey why don't we combine our favorite past time of docking, with the raw power of sounding" and was finally able to recreate the Nebraskan Tugboat that my uncle taught me when I was younger.

"That sounds gay as hell"
"Nah, its ok, we had socks on."

by Dr.Didgeridoo May 15, 2018

Portsmouth Tugboat

While performing oral sex on a woman, the person going-down blows in her vagina filling it with air. They then squeeze the sides slightly so as to only let a little air escape at a time, thereby causing a sound not unlike a Portsmouth Tugboat.

Jody gave the lass a Portsmouth Tugboat and she was his forever.

by Jody South April 19, 2016

Mississippi Tugboat

A sexual act involving anal sodomy, in which one partner penetrates the other without lubrication, then proceeds to push the gluteal muscles together. When done correctly, the resulting friction leads to diminished mobility, replicating a tugging feeling on one's member.

Example 1
Guy 1: It's a shame your girlfriend sprained her wrists, i heard she gives great handjobs.

Guy 2: It's cool, she let me do a Mississippi Tugboat. My dick is still sore.

Example 2
"Anal sex is great, but a Mississippi Tugboat really lets you experience the grip."

by ninjitsubob/Squirel March 23, 2013

Tugboat Trash

The crew of a tugboat as thought by management.

Just look at those tugboat trash milking the clock.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Gaelic Tugboat

Gealic Tugboat <Gay-lick tugboat>

Noun- When a white male inserts his own penis into his own rectum.

"Incels are huge fans of Gaelic Tugboats, because they allow the incel to pleasure himself completely"

by Sandy Snatchflap May 21, 2020

poop tugboat

1) A little piece of poop with string tied to it so you can drag it along.

2) Someone who is being totally lame.

- Person A: Dude, check out my poop tugboat!
Person B: That thing is sick, dootang!

-- Person A: That part was banana splits off the nuts crunchin, but Mike was being such a poop tugboat.
Person B: Heck yeah, he being totally lame city.

by nicoga3000 December 9, 2010

Tugboating

The art of masturbating by looping a rope overhead, attaching one end to your junk and then pulling on the other. Mimicking the sound of a tugboat's airhorn throughout is recommended for maximum enjoyment.

I heard accountants jerk off so often that they have to go tugboating just to keep it interesting.

by Captain_Solo98 October 22, 2018