tucking in my shirt

To masturbate one's self in preparation for sexy time with an underage, or drastically younger, sexual partner.

"I was just tucking in my shirt." -Rudy Giuliani

by philottsoraptor October 21, 2020

Tucking in Rudy's shirt.

Euphemism for masturbation. Especially when in hotel room with a someone you believe to be underage

Man, when my girl left me I must have tucked in Rudy's shirt 5 times a day to find some relief.

I found a crusty sock under my teenage son's bed. I think he's been using it for tucking in Rudy's shirt.

by ToryScum October 21, 2020

tucked in t-shirt

brilliant for when riding bikes

ooooh look at me with my tucked in t-shirt

by bezzie housie April 18, 2011

Tuck in my shirt

Quickly tugging your penis to make it semi-erect/chub up usually right before someone sees it.

Person 1: I'm a grower so I had to tuck in my shirt before walking past the pool in my sweatpants.
Person 2: You tuck in too? I do that at the gym!

by anonymous October 23, 2020

International Tuck-In-Your-Shirt Day

Celebrated in memory of Emperor Kameyama of Japan on the 4th of October every year. Everyone must tuck in their shirts today.

Hey, Today is International Tuck-In-Your-Shirt Day, tuck in your shirts!

by Destroytion October 03, 2022

tucking in his shirt

Attempting to masturbate, in what is incorrectly thought to the fapper, a non-obvious manner.

Sandra assumed Rudy always jerked off in the shower however here he was, tucking in his shirt whilst lying down.

by Zytheran October 22, 2020

Tucking the shirt in

An excuse used by decrepit sycophantic lawyers when caught masturbating

"I was just tucking the shirt in!" Rudy exclaimed while greeted with uproarious laughter

by FreeBirdie October 21, 2020