tubard

tubard is a term used to define tubby people who eat everything in the cuboard

your sister is such a tubard

stop being such a tubard

by tyler Szpakowski November 27, 2007

tubbard

No one is really sure what a tubbard is, but here are the recognized definitions:

1. A small penis used as a straw
2. A dick with a hole in the middle
3. A weiner that is bigger than the owner's head
4. A superior form of cock.

In the plural it is 'tubbi'. If something is good then it could be "tubbardacious".

1. "God, did you see him drink that strawberry milkshake with his tubbard? It was so fast!"
2. "His tubbard could fit a ship in!"
3. "You've got a big head and an even bigger tubbard!"
4. "Wow, your tubbard was way tastier than his dick!"
5. "Look at his tubbi!"
6. "You got the job? How tubbardacious!"

by Jen der Bende September 6, 2008

tubtarded

Being so incredibly high off of a spliff.

I am so tubtarded I can't even move.

by Emski October 30, 2006

tublar

another name for a femalian dink.

she's got a tublar??? DUDE!!!

by E to Snizzle August 24, 2008