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living tweedle

Much the same as "living shit", "the bejesus", or "the devil"; for example, when you're beating the living shit out of something.
Andrew went on the rampage at work this morning when the copier spit toner all over him -- he literally beat the living tweedle out of the poor, defenseless, helpless copy machine!

Topher was so fond of his new R/C piloting skills; he flew the living tweedle out of his Cessna 182 R/C airplane at the park over the weekend.
by Telephony July 28, 2012
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Tweedle Duffer

Someone who goes into the jungle gets bitten by a tick or denge bug and catches a 5 day fever AKA jungle fever
I held on to the antibiotics incase I met sombody who would be such a tweedle duffer as to run though the jungle with no bug spray on.
by DemonWeapon April 14, 2017
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tweehab

A therapeutic place where people tormented by, or addicted to, social media go to restore their sanity and good health.
People on Twitter and Facebook totally ripped into her last night, so much so that actually she checked into tweehab today!
by Don Carom November 12, 2012
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Tweedle Doofer

a person who gets bitten by a dangerous bug and gets the five day fever and doesn't treat it
by RedbeanReindeer May 2, 2018
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crank tweek

that one guy/girl (or if you're REALLY lucky, more than one dopeybot) who (on a full moon, bible study, or whatever delusional crank tweek event is occurring) doses on a ton of methamphetamine and feels the hopelessly insecure need to NOT keep his or her dumb fucking tron-mouth shut.

At first you seem genuinely interested in what these mork's have to say, only to watch these future cia agents spout off inane horseshit after inane horseshit about witchcraft, psychic networks, rocket science 101, left of center but morbidly ignorant self-righteous morality, mommy, militant nazism, hokie good hearted wholesomeness, or they might just be your run of the mill sociopathic sexual deviant doing their sunday best to disguise themselves as your bestest buddy for the night (they will eventually get an even wilder hair and beg you to join them on a fun trip to the porn shop, probably to put on another disguise and talk some more).

the more you get sucked into their silly classic rock mentality and kill them with kindness, the more they kill you with their beady eyes and bad breath. your only hope is to actually have a conversation with a friend who doesnt want to start a new business with you or predict when the aliens will telepathically send us space machine blueprints through tv sets.

those who know what i'm talking about will no doubt relate to this one. and to those who don't, yes it happens and i'm sure, will happen again.
friend: hey man, jack is having a party. lets go.

me: really, sounds like a fun couple of nights. no class for me then. thanks fucker

friend: yep, out of the question cheese

*car screaches into driveway almost hitting mailbox*

*walking through doorway entering 10+ people in all of their yap-happiness*

friend: hey man, there's that crank tweek who secretly loves everything.

me: oh its no secret, and i'm using you as my human shield to deflect his god damned mouth bullets.

crank tweek: hey who knows what space chicken occult nasa tron fdkjdso79758927545074059048904³
by the church of the evacuate dig September 29, 2008
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Boss Tweed

A Texas heavy metal band that was popular in the 80s and consisted of Donny Hart on vocals, Damon Duperre on guitar, Scott Wood on bass guitar and Lance Williams on drums. Boss Tweed has been credited as the origional heavy metal band from Texas opening up the doors for bands like Pantera, Rigor Mortis, and Drowning Pool.
Boss Tweed is playing at the Rock Haven tonight.
by Not Worth A Rats Ass September 24, 2008
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tweedle my deedle

to mime playing the flute on someone's penis
Before the orchestra concert she decided she needed more practice so I unzipped so she could tweedle my deedle.
by E and L October 4, 2006
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