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Trumpitis

The "disease" that causes you too spend too much money and file for bankruptcy because of it.
I hate how Trumpitis affects 90% of Americans.Thats just sad.
by ICameHereForTheAppleJuice November 25, 2015
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Trumpitis

The disease whose symptoms are constipation of the brain with simultaneous diarrhea of the mouth.
This disease has now been named Trumpitis to honor the person who has demonstrated the effects on a continuing daily basis.
The symptoms of Trumpitis cannot be alleviated by use of an astringent even though it appears that Donald used one before speaking in an attempt to demonstrate that pursed lips indicate thought prior to speaking.
by Chapter XI July 18, 2016
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Trumpitis

A profound feeling of pending done. A gut feeling that the world as you knew it is about to change. See also nuclear war, Holocaust, end of days.
I was suffering from trumpitis
by Insane joe kane April 7, 2017
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Trumpitis

Most common symptoms include Umpa Lumpa-toned skin, reverse-mullet which is combed to one side, pursed lips when talking, and aversions to all things Rosie O'Donnell. Due to the last symptom listed, this affliction is often misinterpreted as a regular Rosie hate, which is wide-spread. Named after Donald Trump, who is most famously known for selling Serta mattresses.
Trumpitis: "You're fired"
by Bribribribribri November 25, 2010
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truthiness

1. The concept that a person's perception and how they 'feel' about things supersedes fact

2. The complete disregard for any body of evidence or advice from the scientific community when contesting facts

3. Negation of events or information widely accepted to be true
"Truthiness is 'What I say is right, and nothing anyone else says could possibly be true.' " -Stephen Colbert
by Natalija Pavich August 1, 2008
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truthation

Mia confessed to Mark why she won't go out with him... this truthation finally surfaced after she'd tossed back half a bottle of Cabo Wabo.
by Mia J March 5, 2007
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trumpitis

A condition where a person talks trash about someone or something, while at work, and expects no consequences.
Joe got fired today. He caught a case of trumpitis.
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