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Trumpitis

The disease whose symptoms are constipation of the brain with simultaneous diarrhea of the mouth.
This disease has now been named Trumpitis to honor the person who has demonstrated the effects on a continuing daily basis.
The symptoms of Trumpitis cannot be alleviated by use of an astringent even though it appears that Donald used one before speaking in an attempt to demonstrate that pursed lips indicate thought prior to speaking.
by Chapter XI July 18, 2016
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Trumpitis

A profound feeling of pending done. A gut feeling that the world as you knew it is about to change. See also nuclear war, Holocaust, end of days.
I was suffering from trumpitis
by Insane joe kane April 7, 2017
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Trumpitis

Most common symptoms include Umpa Lumpa-toned skin, reverse-mullet which is combed to one side, pursed lips when talking, and aversions to all things Rosie O'Donnell. Due to the last symptom listed, this affliction is often misinterpreted as a regular Rosie hate, which is wide-spread. Named after Donald Trump, who is most famously known for selling Serta mattresses.
Trumpitis: "You're fired"
by Bribribribribri November 25, 2010
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trumpitis

A condition where a person talks trash about someone or something, while at work, and expects no consequences.
Joe got fired today. He caught a case of trumpitis.
by HBIC5224 July 14, 2016
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Trumpitis

The condition characterized by the following:
1) Lack of sleep, leading to Tweeting at all hours of the night.
2) Orange skin.
3) Name calling.
4) Intolerance of the Left.
5) Burger cravings.
6) Extra energy.
7) Increase in Patriotism.
I think I'm coming down with Trumpitis: I called my friend ant-American today.
by Real_NoobToob May 6, 2020
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trustigious

Comes from Comedy Centrals commercial for Stephen Colbert's new show.
Stephen Colbert is trustigious.
by Cherry Jazz October 16, 2005
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trustiness

A word that New York Times made up because they couldn't spell truthiness. Stephen Colbert, upon discovering this (he created truthiness), made his next "Word" Cat, so that the Times could have an easier time getting the word right.
N/A, trustiness isn't a fucking word!!!!
by K3n7 September 8, 2008
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