trumpolining

Trumpolining is when someone points out something pretty diminishing about you so you bounce back with a completely irrelevant fact that shouldn't make any difference and people side with you anyway.

'You've been accused of tax fraud since 1978.'
'But my hair looks better'
*Applause*
"What a trumpolining bastard"

by OzzyBozzer June 22, 2018

Trumpsplaining

Earnestly attempting to interpret, explain away, or circumvent the incomprehensible comments, tweets, and actions of the 45th President of the United States.

Members of President Trump's staff engaged in trumpsplaining to cover for his offensive and dangerous comments at his press conference today.

by O.Really November 17, 2020

Trumpaigning

Trumpaigning is when you campaign so hard that every news station in the country forecasts your opponent to win, but in the end you win by a landslide of the electoral college.

All of his Trumpaigning got him an unexpected win.

by Frank Reynolds; The Trash Man November 14, 2016