When Donald J. Trump gets a “sloppy” blumpkin from Ivanka. He must be eating McDonald’s during and before for at least 24 hours. He must be sitting on a golden toilet. He must have Billy Corgan’s band legally changed to the name of The Smashing Blumpkins. He then has to get billy corgan over to wrestle a crocodile While singing “ despite all my rage I Still love Faceoff with Nicholas Cage“.
After Trump has 36 trumpkins bequeathed to him, hologram ODB will run for President.
This is the official Trumpkin definition as learned from any degree in Shamanism from Trump University.
After Trump has 36 trumpkins bequeathed to him, hologram ODB will run for President.
This is the official Trumpkin definition as learned from any degree in Shamanism from Trump University.
“ I was listening to the news and looks like he’s at Trumpkin #35. IBM is almost done coding ODB as a hologram. I’m pretty sure he’s gonna legalize medical PcP again”.
Friend : “ no shit. If he doesn’t ODB will”.
Friend : “ no shit. If he doesn’t ODB will”.
by Holograms Keep Cucking Me May 22, 2020
Get the Trumpkinmug. by Rascalkr June 4, 2018
Get the Trumpkinmug. trumpkin is one who follows President Trump. Republicans, friends, maga, any person who likes
Trumps ideals
Trumps ideals
by Gypstlea January 24, 2017
Get the Trumpkinmug. Similar to a blumpkin, it is when someone in the Oval Office gives Donald Trump a blowjob while he is taking a shit on his diamond studded golden toilet.
by StevieGSpot69 October 17, 2019
Get the Trumpkinmug. Bob: Trump said he would get Mexico to pay for the wall and he will!
Joe: Bob, you're such a Trumpkin. We can pay for it ourselves. Mexico can't even pay for their own shit.
Joe: Bob, you're such a Trumpkin. We can pay for it ourselves. Mexico can't even pay for their own shit.
by Always honest always right January 16, 2019
Get the Trumpkinmug. by brokkenmatter March 21, 2021
Get the trumpkinmug. by rmorrow149 December 17, 2015
Get the trumpkinmug.