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Trumpitis

Noun | Trump-eye-tis |

An unknown, deadly disease that was discovered on November 9th, 2016. Exposure to Trumpitis includes smaller, shrunken hands, bleached hair, and orange skin. Other side effects include nausea, vomiting, grabbing people by the genitals, depression, and the eagerness to build a wall. There is currently no cure to Trumpitis.

However, researchers and scientists predict that the disease will disappear after a new U.S President is elected.
Person 1: Oh shit! My skin has gone completely orange!

Person 2: Dude, I think you have Trumpitis. I told you not to go near
that Trump supporter.
by Irrelevant Person February 16, 2017
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trumpetard

portmanteau formed from trump + petard (in the sense of Shakespeare's "hoist with his own petard')

def: a linguistic "reveal" of pathological liars (like Trump), wherein a statement is "exploded" (revealed to be completely devoid of veracity) by an immediately following conflicting/contradictory statement.
example of usage: "In every public speech, the president careers from one trumpetard to the next!"
by Eppypotamus March 30, 2020
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Trumpistan

A new word for a potential future of the United States of America.
In this future Trumpistan, Donald J Trump is President, Emperor, and King.
The inbred are the top of the social caste system and the poor are routinely killed for sport.
Education does not exist, intellectuals and scientists are hunted down.

Child names are restricted to those of the companies that are approved.
The only food available is Big Macs, and everyone is given an AR-15 on turning the age of 16.
No-one is allowed in the country and no-one is allowed out.

All religion is banned, aside from Christianity and the only book allowed is an edited version of the Bible where Trump plays all the main roles.
98% of spending goes towards the military and hospitals do not exist.
All products are bought through Amazon, Netflix is the only entertainment and only plays Trump approved shows and Fox news is the only news outlet.
Being a detractor of Trump is punishable by death by drowning- meant to represent all the 'liberal tears'.
A- Dudeeeee I thing Trumpistan could be a reality
B- No way mannn things would never get that out of hand

4 years later......
by RipTheDream6969 May 21, 2017
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Trumpish

Maniacally Narcistic
He so Trumpish that his rearview is turned to show his reflection, he constantly bumps into people in the street because he is looking at his reflection in store windows rather than where he is going.
by TCfromDC February 10, 2017
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Trumpitude

The mood of a person who assumes his words or actions bear no consequences.
Jimmy decided to change his trumpitude, after receiving a sound beating from the random woman whose ass he squeezed. Megan's trumpitude at the cashier quickly went viral, costing her friends, and her job.
by K.R. Omen December 1, 2016
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Trumpitis

An overwhelming sickness that became widespread in the United States. While this obscure disease has been around for 30 years, it grew to epedemic proportions on January 20, 2017.

Common symptoms are feelings of helplessness, fear, depression, anger, and nausea. Symptoms are most severe when those afflicted by this horrid disease hear the "T" word.

While there isn't currently a cure. There is hope of some healing in about two years.

And in four years, demo-scientists believe this scourge can be cured, and will only be a note in our history books.
Trumpitis ran rampant across the American heartland in the late Twenty-teens causing wide spread fear, poverty, and sadness for most Americans.
by Snickles89 January 22, 2017
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trumpish

The opposite of compassionate, kind, or polite.
I was driving to the mall, going the speed limit, but the person behind me was in a big hurry and kept blowing his horn. I refused to be bullied into speeding (and possibly getting a ticket). Finally, he zoomed by me, and as he passed, the person in the passenger seat leaned out of his window, flipped me off and yelled, "Learn to drive, you stupid b__tch!" Clearly, he was having a trumpish day.
by CalamityJean November 15, 2016
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