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Trump Drama

Trump Drama — The penchant of the twice impeached failed president to find himself the “king of fucked up firsts”:

— The first President to have no political or military experience
— The first President to be charged with a felony after leaving office
— The first President to be charged with rape while in office
— The first President to be charged with rape after leaving office
— The first President to be found liable for sexual abuse
— The President with the most publicly documented lies told while in office (30,573 over four years as documented by The Washington Post ) including lying about the outcome of the 2020 election.
— The first President to interrupt the peaceful transfer of power in this nations history.

Ironically, Trump wants to be a king and he is “The King of Fucked Up First”.

Thank God he is the Republican front runner for the 2024 elections. Only he can save us.
The Republican Party is tired of Trump Drama; and, quite a few members have become DeSantis Curious.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 10, 2023
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The Trump Paradox

The Trump Paradox — The idea that after observing his campaign and four years of his administration, people would still vote for Donald J. Trump. This actually isn’t the Trump Paradox, it’s THE AMERICAN PARADOX.

What this actually says is that about 40% of Americans are actually good with antisemitism, chauvinism, jingoism, racism, fascism,

sexism, and unwanted rapey male jism.

If any of the -isms apply to you; the, it is unlikely that you are surprised by this. The people who are surprised by this is the people who would vote for Trump because “he’s a man of his times”; they “don’t necessarily like Trump, but they love his policies”; think “minorities, immigrants and women expect to much”; and that “we should save American for Americans”.

Which just means that they don’t know the meaning of the words: antisemitism, chauvinism, jingoism, racism, fascism,

sexism, and unwanted rapey male jism — or that those words apply to them. Maybe THIS is the true paradox.

With apologies to Emma Lazarus, The New Colossus, The tired, The poor, The hungry, and the huddled masses yearning to be free.
The Trump Paradox: many people hate the man but love his policies — which means they are just hiding their true feeling about society behind smiles and neoliberalism.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 11, 2023
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Trump crazy

ranting on twitter about irrelevant stuff.
He had a presidential tweet & then went all trump crazy ranting about weird crap
by 4griff July 25, 2017
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Trumpadour

pun on Pompadour -- the hairstyle Donald J. Trump uses, an upsweept non-part style that he should've left back in the'50s.
Wow, I have a bad haircut, bed head, & hat head all at once.

Yeah, bruh, you're totally rocking that Trumpadour style!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada November 17, 2016
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Trump Finger

/trəmp 'fiNGɡər/

noun.

An unfortunate hereditary condition in which one's fingers are disproportionately stubby and small like Vienna Sausages.
Donald tried to type "unprecedented" in his Tweet, but his Trump Fingers fat fingered it so that he typed "unpredisdented".
by Illegitimate President Trump January 29, 2017
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trump tantrum

When Donald Trump is in a debate with someone or responding to someone's opinion of him, he throws a tantrum like a five year old kid and name calls.
There Donald goes again doing the Trump Tantrum.
by Cubby Cubster August 15, 2016
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Donald Trump Tie

a necktie so badly tied that it hangs down to your sack and is scotch- taped in the back.

See...every photo of Trump taken with a tie on, i.e. every photo of Trump, but especially ones of him getting out of or on Air Force One
Look at your wrecked Donald Trump Tie. Pull it through your legs and make yourself a g- string!
by AluminumAzalea March 9, 2017
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