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Trollge

Originally the "U Mad?" troll, Trollge is a creepypasta who appears in many media (i.e. YouTube, Google, etc.).

By the way, Trollge is a dark(ish/er)/creepy version of the original "U Mad?" Troll.
You do not kill trollge.
by ArkSigma April 7, 2021
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Trollser

A Trollser is the most vile form of troll on the internet who pose as legitimate members of forums and newsgroups. They are self-righteous pricks who overreact at the slightest provocation and are quick to label anyone who disagrees with them a troll; usually they operate under the delusion that they are the forums anti-troll, but in reality they are the true forum trolls. Almost every forum on the internet is infested with them. Essentially, when a new member joins a discussion, the trollsers will try to engage the newb with some argument, hoping to provoke them into saying something that will escalate the debate into a flame war, and have the newb banned for trolling. Some times the newb actually is a troll, but it does't matter because a trollser will overreact to any issue and escalate it into a flamewar.

Trollsers are argumentative types, generally posing as experts of some sort on the forum or newsgroup they hang around. They love starting arguments about anything and have to win -- it doesn't matter what it is about, just as long as they win. This is because they think they are smart, but in reality are just total losers who spend all their time on their favorite forum.

A trollser is a troll who trolls trolls. Trollsing is the act of trolling a troll. The person supposedly trolling may or may not actually be a troll, but are caught up in the lolzerpalooza these idiots create.
Dude: pop tarts rawk
Trollser: Pop tarts are unhealthy junk food, this forum is about health foods.
Dude: well whatever, they still taste good, I don't eat them all the time and I try to eat healthy.
Trollser: Only an idiot would eat junk like that
Dude: rofl, I'm not an idiot you asshat
Trollser: I smell a troll
Dude: Wha?
Trollser: Personal attacks are against the rules
Dude: But you called me an idiot
Trollser #2: If you were intelligent you wouldn't eat garbage like that
Dude: I do eat healthy foods, but I like pop tarts once in a while, what's wrong with that?
Trollser: You don't have a clue what you are talking about, this is a health foods forum, you're obviously a troll.
Trollser #3: Lol, you're an idiot fatso.
Dude: Wtf, I'm not fat you faggots.
Trollser: yeah you are you fat ass go stuff you face with some pop-tarts loser.
Dude: doucecocks
BAN-HAMMER: DUDE, Personal attacks and trolling.
by Banhammer Time March 26, 2008
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Trollge

The most dangerous entity to ever exist. It has extremely high physical strength, also thought to be super-intelligent. It has amazing hearing abilities and can hear you from anywhere. If you even take a peek of how it looks like, you start to experience a throbbing headache and nausea due to it's sheer presence. It is attracted to normies and will kill them painfully and slowly on sight. It can go 79 times around the world with a single and monstrous leap that will shake the ground when it departs and lands. It is thought that being a member at r/memes or covering yourself in oil will protect you. These forms of defense won't work if you are a normie. It seems to be a more realistic version of the troll face with a huge humanoid body with snow white skin that glows in the light.
normie: The release of the trollge is a hoax

T͔̼̤̖̣ͯ̃͒̚͞ͅr͎̖̠̽̓̈̀ǫ̙̥̗̯̳̤̗̊̓l͙̯̭̞͍ͥ̾̓͠l̞͓ͨ̎̂̓̕g̗̗̺̙̈́̎̕eͩ̽́̔҉̫̼̗̮͍̰͚̖: ĺ̡̜͉̘͈o̵̘̖̝͙̯̭͛̔o̴̹̖̱̻ͪͥ̀k̑̇̏̚ ̞̼͙ŝ̛̘͇̺̙ ̪̗̦̯̮̖̝͇̐̊͐ͬ͟ĺ̵͙̥̏̈́i͎̻̩̹ͯ̈̄̿̀K̨̙͔̤̖ͩ̓̀ͅȇ̶͚͚̣̭̞̟ ̨̤̻͌̓ÿ̛͉̼̟̬͉͚̗́o̶̭̠̳͎̬̲͊ͦͪͮU̽͏̲̦͖ ̴̯͔̞͇͊̚w͗̾̽͏̟̮̙͇͇͙e͈̟̦̭̳ͭ̌̂ͣ̆̎̕͟'̡͕͙̱̖̞̣̄̔̾Ṙ͋ ̖̼͍͓eͫͮͫ̃҉͖̮͎̩͉̝ ̮̫̱̜͔͕̮̏͑ͣ̕a̡͖̩̯͈̩͒ͅ ͔̭̣ͥ͗̃͌͡l̦̟̩̄͠ͅi̳͙͚̺̮͒̀́ͫ͟t̓̊ ̼̟̙̭͚̥̪͔t̓̿̇͏̰̖̪̣̖̻l̨͔̭̩̄̂ͅE̝̪̦͓̯͈ͦͮ͂ͯ͡ͅ ̘̹͈̖̝̗̦ͭ̀ͅt̝͇̺̹̝̆͆͟o̜̝̥̬͔̫̊͡ỏ̧̭̳͎͈̓̌ͅ ̨̦̺̯̓̓L͒̔̐ͮ҉̝͎̘̝͖̩͓O̥̟͖͕̔͋͝U̝͉̺̙̞̬̯͒̓̔͗͡D͙̮̎͢ ̧̞̤̩͙̐̐̔̚pͤͩ̅҉̻͎͕r͕̠̮̖̳͋ͤͨ̚̕e̓̄ ̩̰̲̮̪ͅp̞͔̆͘ā̗̰̘̝̬̯̟̽͜r͈͙̜̼̔͗ͭͫ̕ė̍̑ ̘̝̬ ̛̯̪͓͓͍̒̇t̬̥͔̬ͥͬ͌ͣ͡Ô̩̹̜̼̲̩͂͞ͅ ͎̯͚̝̟ͪ̂͌͛͢b̦̗͎̺̩̜͔̾̃̊͞E̘̗̬̞ͥ̒ͬͫ͢ ̭͇ͥͬ͋̀t̓͂͏͈͙͈r̼̥͈͙͖̮͉̝̆̈ͩͧ͢O͒̍͒ ͎̫̝͈͙͇ͅL̦̪̺̳͈̻͖̱̾ͨ̇̾͜Lͨ̎ ̜͙Ĕ̫͈̠̲̜͟D͓̹͖̲̤̜̤ͬ̎̌͡

*noises of ripping of flesh and screams:
Ţ̟͇̙̎r̢̟͙͎̞̳̙̃ͭͬͅö̧̱̗̜̦̘̬͈͖̍l̢̺͓̲̘̖͋̑ͤl̀̉́ͭ҉̙̹͍̫̭͕̹̭ģ̦̳̰̖ͫ̒́ȇͦ̌ͧ҉̙̪͎̝ͅ: P͚̱͎͖̝̲̈̈̀r̭̬͎̰͇̲̻͊͜o͍̼͒͛̚͡ͅb̖̼͓̭͇̙̙̎͊̊̅͟l̻̼̳͉̦͇̚͘e̒̿͒҉͉͓̹̻m̺̱̻͙̰͇̬̗͋̇ͯ̈̀
by stankorb April 7, 2021
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Trollge

A strange revival of the troll face meme. Usually paired with an animation of a serene trollface slowly turning into it's iconic smile, sometimes accompanied with a stone grinding sound. It is a much darker iteration and a lot of times it is used for darker subjects.
As for the Trollge itself, in meme lore, seems to be an ominous entity that comes out from somewhere every few years and produces "incidents" leaving very few human survivors, and in lore, even cities have ready made warning broadcasts similar to that of natural disaster warnings. The "incidents" usually involve some sort of ritual transforming the trollface stick figure into a monster. These incidents are obviously inspired by analog horror.
In online conversations it is used just like the normal trollface, but the serene, highly shaded trollface can be used as a reaction to unfunny memes.
Guy 1: "Dude, hide, get under cover, do anything, he's coming!!!"
Guy 2: "Who?!"
Guy 1: "The Trollge."
by Knightrhyme May 23, 2021
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Trollgramming

The practice of solving computer science problems by not creating an algorithm, but rather some form of approximation or random number generator.
Person:"I only got 1/5 CS questions right..."
You:"I divided by 3 for all of them and got 3/5 right!!!!!1!1!! Trollgramming 4 teh winz lol"
Person:"FUUUUUUUU-"
by A Flying Walrus December 15, 2010
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brony troller

One who goes to "My Little Pony" Forum websites and trolls the men and boys who are chatting about it.
Troller: You guys like slippery things up your ass.
Brony: Yeah, so!!!
Admin: Troller , you have been banned, forever.
Admin: A Brony Troller is not accepted on these forums.
by Definition Nigga May 23, 2016
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Trollert

A term combining the words Troll and Alert. Used in identifying a possible troll action.
Fred: Where should we go to dinner?
Mike: Wings and beer at 5:30.
Roban: Trollert!

In this example, Roban believes Mike doesn't actually want wings nor will he show up at 5:30. Trollert is therefore used to warn Fred of impending trolling.
by Ban86 April 9, 2013
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