Tristianity

A common belief or religion often referred to those who believe in the trees. They believe that the sole step forward from the afterlife is the existence of trees. (you turn into a tree after death)
"YO there is a new hip religion called tristianity that you should totally join at discord.gg/bsBmztzD6h" - john
"shut the fuck up mcgale johnson" - barry
by Lyxchy November 07, 2022
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Tristian is a cut handsome guy he is so handsome he has a lot of girls that like him he has amazing eyes he is trustworthy he is cool but his perents are a little off but he loves bieng with his friends he likes a girl who is trustworthy kind and sweet he is more than just the outside.he doesn’t care how girls look like from the outside maybe just a little but he cares a lot how they act.
Tristian is so adorable
by Anmber November 08, 2018
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Cupcakes are made of good things, but cabbage should not be consumed in square bowls.

A person made of glitter and urban socks, Don't make him strudel or he'll spank your Aunt.

He only pays in eftpos.
Boy: Do you know a guy named Tristian?

Girl? Yes.

Boy: Excellent.
by Fireflies604 August 20, 2011
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Oh shit I’ve got Tristian
by Hshzvsus January 13, 2019
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A ugly fag who doesn’t have any friends. He is the worst person/fighter in the world you don’t want to be friends with this person.He has a small dick and can’t get any girls bc he’s gay!!!
Who’s that gay guy?
Oh he’s probably a Tristian
by Dumbest boy February 25, 2019
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Tristian is such an asshole.
by ilickballsforfree November 03, 2019
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Dirty Tristian

A man with an abnormally large penis
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